Stephanie Wills

@stephbwills

Formless void. Writing all over .

Portland, OR
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. lis 2013.
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  2. 6. sij

    At the end of 2019 I had a baby, which makes 2020 the year I murder all of my plants.

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  3. 18. pro 2019.

    Help I deleted Slack from phone and no longer know what to do with my hands.

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  4. 25. lip 2019.

    Hello my guilty pleasure is adventure-biographies about mediocre people who make very bad decisions and suffer catastrophic consequences. Possible outcomes can include: - eaten by family members - frozen solid - trapped in a crevasse - and more Send recommendations?

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  5. 24. lip 2019.

    Help it’s been almost ten years since Civilization V and how much Civilization do I have to play before I never have to play it again - 100 hours? 1,000 hours? I need to know what my Civilization deductible is.

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  6. 24. lip 2019.

    Nearly choked to my end on an everything bagel with cream cheese at 3:45 pm, and honestly I have never found it unlikely that I’d perish via afternoon breakfast.

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  7. 10. lip 2019.

    me: dog, did you eat a whole The Original Cup Noodles, including much of the cup? dog:

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  8. 4. lip 2019.

    Just wanted to thank my past self for shoving an unopened bag of cheese puffs in the farthest corner of my desk drawer like a little time capsule.

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  9. 8. tra 2019.
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  10. 8. tra 2019.

    New morning routine: - commence coffee ritual - perform daily roof leak examination - measure depth of pooled water in attic, wondering “more than yesterday?” - engage in artful duct taping - sniff for mold until hyperventilating - get in car, drive across country - forget

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  11. 28. ožu 2019.

    After two years as a manager, here are a few of my daily activities: - bemoan admin tasks - mourn the days I always got to do what I was best at - help others have good experiences - get out of the way - force videos of pets wearing pants on my team

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  12. 25. ožu 2019.

    I'm here, everybody.

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  13. 19. velj 2019.

    Spent the last two weeks painting and packing and moving and cleaning and unpacking but tonight, I sit.

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  14. 12. velj 2019.

    Things I think about when I have trouble falling asleep: 1. Sheep assembly line 2. Slow-motion baseball game 3. Loaf of bread quality control 4. Bag inspection in very low stakes scenarios 5. Natural hazards we’ll have to endure as a result of climate change

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  15. 4. velj 2019.

    Intro to JavaScript: a referendum on my dog, Loki

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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    18. sij 2019.

    Last week we shipped an new pricing page. This week we shipped a new blog. Next week, a new logo for Twitter to talk about. (two truths and a lie)

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  17. 10. ruj 2018.

    Went on vacation for two weeks, and now I'm on email two of "oh, idk, a bunch"

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  18. 2. kol 2018.

    I just need everyone to know that I broke my toe early this morning walking my dog because a tree exploded into dozens of bats and it scared me so much I ran and tripped and no, this was not a nightmare. It was lots and lots of real live bats. OK that is all.

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  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    1. kol 2018.

    Just published a post I've been sitting on for a while, about what I wish I had been told during my first year of management.

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  20. 23. srp 2018.

    Finds impossibly remote hole in darkest corner of 1 br apartment. Hides passport there. Says, “I will always remember it is here in this very perfect and safe place.” Forgets immediately.

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  21. 13. srp 2018.

    Follow the edit history of my GitHub comments, and in time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.

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