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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 1

    PSA: if you're at a bar and you see an Asian person, we'd prefer if you DON'T come up and ask if we're Chinese and compare us to Bruce Lee.

  2. 12 hours ago
  3. Jun 8

    Just saw some dude almost get hit by a car because he was playing with his fidget spinner. Can you imagine that force? It would spin forever

  4. Jun 7
    Replying to

    Celeb takes are in: "See you in the car (on the way to 's photo show)! Best Wishes, Milhouse" "See ya in the photo pit - Lint"

  5. Jun 7

    hello nyc you should all meet me @ this perfect photo show tonight! * disclosure: i demanded a bagel in exchange for this promotional tweet

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 6
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  8. Jun 6

    "Are you a Jobs or a Wozniak?" ...yes? What do you want

  9. Jun 5
  10. Jun 5

    Professional side-eye

  11. Jun 4
  12. Jun 4

    CNN is & has always been & will always be a network for idiots

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    There is one word you can't say. In exchange, you get to be white in America. Pretty good deal.

  14. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    When the right tells you that Christian extremists are different because they're not violent

  15. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    life comes at you fast

  16. Jun 2
  17. Jun 2
    Replying to

    ICYMI I have run out of things to tweet about

  18. Jun 2

    Tried coconut la croix today. Tasted like beach. Consider how gross every part of a beach would be as a flavor, then imagine them all mixed

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    someone adopt these dogs who refused to snitch

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    This is what some folks think - that the concern is merely what the weather will be like two and a half years from now.

  21. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Rt if you don't know who is Steve Wozniak. PS : Google ka use na kare.😤

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