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Syndicated Cartoonist, Creator of Pearls Before Swine Comic Strip, Author of Timmy Failure book series

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    Stephan Pastis‏Verified account @stephanpastis 4 Jun 2018

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    7:53 AM - 4 Jun 2018
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      1. Radha Gokhale‏ @radhagokhale 4 Jun 2018
        Replying to @stephanpastis

        Pig would be screaming ‘Up Yours’ right about now! But you left him out! ☹️

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      2. rillegas08‏ @RicktheAvatard 4 Jun 2018
        Replying to @radhagokhale @stephanpastis

        That might be why.

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      1. Linda Meiseles‏ @Lgmeiseles 4 Jun 2018
        Replying to @stephanpastis

        This says it all. Thanks

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      1. Stephanie Thum, CCXP‏ @stephaniethum 4 Jun 2018
        Replying to @stephanpastis

        A total inside the beltway joke but everybody gets it. LOL.

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      1. Squid‏ @imuarj 4 Jun 2018
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        BRILLIANT! common sense make's a comeback.!

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      1. Emily Schwartz Greco‏ @ESGreco 4 Jun 2018
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        att: @Too_Much_Online @JoshHoxie @Chuck99to1

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      1. Andrew Laitman‏ @ARLaitman 4 Jun 2018
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        I have been reminded that "float up" has been proven to work, and so look forward to Rat shouting FU to Congress! #FloatUp #UpYoursEconomics

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      1. Rev.Paperboy‏ @revpaperboy 4 Jun 2018
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        thanks for this!

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      1. Mark Levine‏ @Ukulele19 4 Jun 2018
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        I'm writing in @stephanpastis on my ballot

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