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@stellanewman

Bestselling author of Pear-Shaped and more. 'Miss Cecily's Recipes' by out June 2020 in the USA …. Doppelgänger

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    Jan 11

    The only person trump ever hired who was qualified for the job was Stormy Daniels.

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    Jan 11

    This reboot sucks.

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    Jan 12

    For everyone working out their tax right now, just send the government a big box of cheese singles, a pack of frubes and a note explaining that works out as three grand.

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    Jan 6

    Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

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    Jan 6

    Oh no not Jamiroquai

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    Jan 4

    I think Nicola Sturgeon should resign. Not because she’s done anything wrong - it would just be really comforting to know Boris Johnson is going to do the same thing in a couple of days’ time.

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    Jan 4

    Boris Johnson is to hold a news conference at 8pm, where he will announce all the things Nicola Sturgeon announced today, and all the things Keir Starmer told him to announce days ago, and all the things the scientific community told him to announce weeks ago Isn't he great?

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    Jan 3

    When we said 'flatten the curve' we should probably have specified 'along the X axis'

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    30 Dec 2020

    Looks elaborate, but all it took was a little bit of tin foil, a length of ribbon, and 10 months’ worth of resentment

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    30 Dec 2020

    once again shocked that the exponential spread of an airborne disease wasn't stopped by a "no drinking unless you eat a egg" policy

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    24 Dec 2020

    I was just sent this with no attributable authorship but it is a fact for the history books.

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    22 Dec 2020

    Oh yay is this the Festival of Brexit?

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    20 Dec 2020

    Jan. 1, 2021: We did it, guys! That awful year is behind us! Aug. 4, 2021: The snake wolves have taken Illinois. Here’s what that means for Ohio volcano refugees.

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    8 Dec 2020

    I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

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    3 Dec 2020

    UK got the vaccine first because ‘we've got the best people’ says living proof that we haven’t:

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    25 Nov 2020

    Haven't done this for a while. Open the picture for awesomeness.

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    14 Nov 2020

    Enter new password: 'chicken' Password must contain a capital: 'chickenkiev'

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    16 Nov 2020

    Hands, face, repeatedly meet with people who have coronavirus instead of using zoom

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