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Stefanos Tsitsipas
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player from .Vouliagmeni, GreeceJoined August 2011
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Fava is better than hummus
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I made a little friend that has the same hair like me 🥰
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We run a red light and our picture is taken in 4K, but then someone robs a bank and the video evidence looks like footage from Minecraft. What world are we in?
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Sometimes we pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So we go back to being pirates. 🏴☠️
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Types of marine pollution:
1. Eutrophication
2. Acidification
3. Toxins
4. Plastic
Recent research has suggested that the amount of discarded plastic will outweigh the amount of fish in our oceans by 2050.
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Fishing must look like alien abductions for fish.
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Every word in every language started out as gibberish up until one person persuaded a lot of people what they said was a real word.
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The only way to be happy with someone is if you’re able to be happy without someone.
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One day your childhood came to an end and nothing was ever as easy and undemanding as sitting eating cereal and watching cartoons on a Saturday morning.
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I never realised how short an actual month is until I started paying rent.
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No kids today will ever have to face the awkwardness of calling a girl at home and having her dad pick up the phone.
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It’s such a great sign of respect when someone takes both earphones out instead of just one to talk to you.
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1 USD = 1 EUR
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If you are ever at a Japanese restaurant avoid rubbing your chopsticks together. It's a gesture that's extremely offensive and an insult to the chef.
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Maturity is when you discover that the best parties in the world won’t make you as happy as going to bed by 10:30 on a Friday night.
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The day the casinos get an uno table will be one scary day.
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Always remember to congratulate the champion who sacrificed tremendously for sports. Congratulations on this flawless triumphant run!
Well deserved 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
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6 of the 13 wonders of the world in one photo! 🔝⚡️❤️
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Great family time with three GOATs 
@alexisohanian @serenawilliams @OlympiaOhanian
@alexisohanian @serenawilliams @OlympiaOhanian
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I’ve never seen a cop eating donuts in my entire life.
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Avocados aren’t as good as guacamole.
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An escalator and an electric toothbrush are two things that can stop working and still attain their original goal.
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80% of humanity lives on less than $10 per day.
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My ability and capacity to acknowledge I was wrong is largely determined by the attitude of the person I’m arguing with.
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Who puts his music on shuffle and then gets annoyed when it’s not the song they want?
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Cities and municipalities should plant fruit trees in public to help feed the homeless on the streets.
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[2] defeats [5] Bautista Agut 6-4 3-6 7-6(2) to earn his 1st career #ATPTour grass court title.
#Tsitsipas became the 4th wild card winner on the #ATPTour this season with his 9th career title (2nd in 2022).
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Μπράβο Στέφανε 💪🇬🇷
Ο Στέφανος Τσιτσιπάς επικρατεί 6-4, 3-6, 7-6 του Roberto Bautista Agut στον τελικό του τουρνουά της #Mallorca και κατακτά τον 9ο τίτλο της καριέρας του (1ο σε γρασίδι) 🏆
🎾 #MallorcaChampionships |
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