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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Dec 2020

    this is the official steak-umm thread of threads to organize our top tweetstorm rants from over the years. topics include scientific literacy, critical thinking, memes, cognitive biases, woke brands, polarization, conspiracy theories, and more steak-umm bless

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  2. May 19

    i think we could have predicted that social media would turn out to be a net negative after one our first forays into the new medium had us publicly ranking how much we liked our own friends

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  3. May 18

    it’s not that social media is bad it’s just that it makes me *feel* bad when i use it and everyone i know feels the same way and we complain about it constantly

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    May 17
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  5. May 17

    please confirm once you've passed this along to your designers. thank you

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  6. May 17

    lorem ipsummmmm steakumm, consteaketur aujuscing elit, steak do sheetium boxor incididunt ut hot et takeumm magna beefum. umm carneistor beefo ist hundredisum percentium beefum et proteinatis por freezeo, pleasiam retweetore rem, ipsa dopaminte brandio illo follore et internetore

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  7. May 17

    my fellow advertisers i have a beefy gift for you, please send this next tweet to your designers

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  8. May 16
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  9. May 15

    when someone asks what you want for dinner and you say “umm…” that’s the spirit of steak-umm possessing you

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  10. May 13

    one neat internet trick is that if you put the word BREAKING in a big red box, almost everyone will read your message even if it’s not important

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  11. May 12
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  12. May 11

    i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait i will not click the clickbait

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  13. May 11
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  14. May 9

    that strategy is already working too. every avid twitter user is flocking to tweet their take on what the implications of these changes would be. even a frozen beef brand

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  15. May 9

    the promise of ungoverning twitter so there’s even more controversy (ie reasons to stay glued to the app all day long) is a proven way to make sure people stay logged in

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  16. May 9

    sure you could start charging brands and users a tweet tax every time they post, but that doesn’t do anything to make more people want to use twitter more often. so what does?

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  17. May 9

    free speech is getting tossed into the discourse around the twitter purchase largely based on one thing: the only way to make the platform more profitable is to make more people use it

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  18. May 8

    shoutout to supportive moms even if supporting just means buying beef

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  19. May 7

    this thing brands are doing where they tap into the depths of your brain and activate your nostalgia gland to sell more product is pretty annoying. anyway remember those frozen beef sheets from your childhood?

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  20. May 6

    "there's no replacement for in-person office culture" the office culture:

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  21. May 5
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