Darren J Harkness

@staticred

I contradict myself frequently, sometimes.

Edmonton, AB
Joined May 2008

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  1. We're hiring a Analyst w/ experience in & Tag Manager. See the full posting here:

  2. Dear follower, you'll be happy to know I fixed my tweetie so I will always see your tweets.

  3. If you can't laugh at your industry, you don't love it enough...

  4. The upside of a neglected, ignored site is the ability to quietly run SEO experiments on it.

  5. Well, judging from Super Tuesday results, USA is on its way to having its very own Mad King George.

  6. An important public service announcement.

  7. Assertion: Donald Trump's rise in the Republican Primaries is AI's first strike against humanity.

  8. If Trump becomes President, I'll seriously consider moving to New Zealand. Because Canada won't be far enough away.

  9. ...and then comes the Surprise You're Fired Because You Inadvertently Offended the VC round

  10. Y'know, in case the hockey thing doesn't work out.

  11. Darren J Harkness followed and
  12. ...followed by "damn. I didn't mean to do that."

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