Darren J Harkness

@staticred

I contradict myself frequently, sometimes.

Edmonton, AB
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Joined May 2008
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  1. 24 hours ago

    This is going to be me, starting in June.

    STATUS: writing an outline
  2. Apr 5

    We're hiring a Analyst w/ experience in & Tag Manager. See the full posting here:

    1 retweet
  3. Apr 3

    Spring has come to our kitchen blackboard.

  6. Mar 21

    Dear follower, you'll be happy to know I fixed my tweetie so I will always see your tweets.

    9:30 PM - 21 Mar 2016 · Details
  7. Mar 12

    Don't miss "The Full Stack Project Manager" as well!

    📚 Time for weekend reading → "Learning Swift: The Basics" by
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  8. Mar 9

    If you can't laugh at your industry, you don't love it enough...

  9. Mar 7

    The upside of a neglected, ignored site is the ability to quietly run SEO experiments on it.

  10. Mar 2

    Well, judging from Super Tuesday results, USA is on its way to having its very own Mad King George.

  11. Feb 29

    An important public service announcement.

    And now, a reminder that we all need from time to time.
  12. Feb 29

    Assertion: Donald Trump's rise in the Republican Primaries is AI's first strike against humanity.

    1 retweet 1 like
  13. Feb 29

    If Trump becomes President, I'll seriously consider moving to New Zealand. Because Canada won't be far enough away.

    3 retweets 2 likes
  14. Feb 25

    ...and then comes the Surprise You're Fired Because You Inadvertently Offended the VC round

    Every new description of Holocracy I read somehow sounds even worse than every previous one I've ever read.
  16. Feb 24

    Y'know, in case the hockey thing doesn't work out.

    My stint: Edmonton Oilers vow to put E in Entertainment — off the ice, at least
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  17. Feb 22

    Aunties need fridge art.

    I got some new original art today!
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  19. Feb 17

    ...followed by "damn. I didn't mean to do that."

    trying to learn git. All commit messages are currently "pls work"
  20. Feb 12

    Goosestepping across the Garfield

    8:13 AM - 12 Feb 2016 · Details

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