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I like to build things. Glider pilot. Eyes bigger than bookshelf.

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    Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots May 16

    What's the official word for when one person is pulling on the car door handle and the other person tries to unlock it and it doesn't unlock because of that?

    6:24 PM - 16 May 2018
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    • David Blaikie Erik G Jay Margalus Benjamin O'Connor Eric RW in ABQ Scary TurBOOnerd 🎃👻🍬🔪 Erick Davidson Michael Baym photomattmills
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      2. Avi Bryant‏ @avibryant May 16
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        XdoOR

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      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots May 16
        Replying to @avibryant

        Aw Avi, dang, that's good.

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      2. Kent Quirk‏ @kentquirk May 30
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Lock block

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      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots May 30
        Replying to @kentquirk

        where were you two weeks ago

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      1. Daemontamer‏ @Daemontamer May 16
        Replying to @starsandrobots @fugueish

        A Race Cardition. Or Condoortion. Or a Race CarDoortion. Something racy.

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      2. Miles Brundage‏ @Miles_Brundage May 16
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Cluster lock also kinda works.

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      3. Miles Brundage‏ @Miles_Brundage May 16
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        or Clus-door ****

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      1. Jason Alonso‏ @jbalonso May 17
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        Bus contention. Oh, wait...

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      1. Chris Varenhorst‏ @varenc May 31
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        Not sure what the internet is thinking. Handle tangle is the clear winner!

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      1. Karen E. Robinson‏ @kerobinso May 17
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        car door race condition

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      1. Jeffrey Lyon‏ @ddosguru May 16
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        Poor design.

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      1. Julien Vanier‏ @monkbroc May 16
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        Pre-pull (in Michigan)

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      1. undead "andrew turley"‏ @casio_juarez May 16
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        These are sooooo good

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