Guy at chocolate store, gesturing at my basket: “two kids or three?”
literally one item in my basket is for my kid
Replying to @MikellTaylor
Look him dead in the eyes: “Twenty-seven.” while adding braces of chocolate bunnies to the basket.
3:00 PM - 27 Mar 2018
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