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this really took me a while
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seems to have been far more subtle than I'd guessed it would be
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AH yisss, I'm gonna sleep through 2018.
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Whoah whoah who said anything about 2018
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GODDURRNIT STAR. I want to black mirror my through 2018 asleep! DON"T YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME.
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I both hope that is true, and dread that it might be.
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It's tautological...
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So, overeat, dance with my kids, drink moderately, and kiss my wife. Not a bad year, then!
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I was showering at midnight here
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I'm not usually one for aphorisms, but you were right!
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Literally reading a paper on The neurobiology of psychopathic traits in youths by Blair... Pretty accurate for rest of the year!
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This was awful. I refuse to speak to you for the rest of the year!
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*cackle*
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I’m betting this tweet had a don’t-get-to-get ratio greater than 1.
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I’ve always found that statement profoundly unlikely for most people.
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Red eye flights fir a whole year?!!! Argh.
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Hmm. Checks out.
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