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    Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 24 Nov 2017

    New high score: if you abandon Facebook for long enough they move from sending desperate "come back" emails to sending *text messages*

    9:23 AM - 24 Nov 2017
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    35 replies 75 retweets 435 likes
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      2. Subrahmanyam KVJ‏Verified account @SuB8u 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        True. The emails and notifications start sounding extra creepy. I've even started receiving scores of login recovery codes. Not sure so many ppl are interested in hacking into my account!

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SuB8u

        Star Simpson Retweeted Shashikant Kore

        It's wild. You're not the only one..https://mobile.twitter.com/kshashi/status/934275200782176256 …

        Star Simpson added,

        Shashikant Kore @kshashi
        Replying to @starsandrobots
        It gets worse https://twitter.com/kshashi/status/883269472466776067 …
        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. Subrahmanyam KVJ‏Verified account @SuB8u 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Yea... They are a creepy bunch! I keep FB logged out on browser as well, and while no hard data, anecdotally, when I forget to logoff, I receive fewer mails of X liked Y's pic on which Z commented!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Maia  🤸🏻‍♀️‏ @maiab 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        oh jesus really?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @maiab

        "<NAME>, get back on Facebook by clicking: <link>" texts like once a month

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. DJ Capelis‏ @djcapelis 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots @maiab

        What the fuck.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Andrew Crookston‏ @acr 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Eventually they start sending friends updates as sms. I had to remove my phone number. Sigh!

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @acr

        You're not serious. Really? Wow!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Andrew Crookston‏ @acr 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Yeah very annoying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. suldrew‏ @suldrew 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        just wait until Zuck starts hanging around in your cafe, "just to chat"

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Robert (eval 'eye) P. Levy‏ @rplevy 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @suldrew @starsandrobots

        That's only if you live in Iowa or a swing state though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Nadia Eghbal‏ @nayafia 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        holy shit. challenge accepted

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Kumar Abhinav‏ @_KumarAbhinav 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        They will use buzzfeed like texts "look what your friends are talking about" or "see what this person just posted"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Anand Sriraman‏ @anandsriraman 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @_KumarAbhinav @starsandrobots

        Would love to see Facebook notifications like "You won't believe what your friend just posted" and "5 places your friends are holidaying"

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. chris of the hill‏ @duplopig 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots @doctorow

        Facebook is so needy. It's like I get it facebook you care about my memories maybe you should back off and give me some space

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Ben  🍑‏ @dr_mcmillions Mar 21
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Funny story. After unsubscribing from all notifications, FB texted me to come back. I responded “no, f*ck off”. They immediately posted “no, f*ck off” onto my wall! Friends and family were a little confused about that one!

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      1. Shashikant Kore‏ @kshashi 24 Nov 2017
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        Shashikant Kore Retweeted Shashikant Kore

        It gets worsehttps://twitter.com/kshashi/status/883269472466776067 …

        Shashikant Kore added,

        Shashikant Kore @kshashi
        Haven't logged in to Facebook for 5 months. This is the worst trick they have used to get me to log in. pic.twitter.com/OeTIz0YJQR
        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. (((jkarttunen)))‏ @jkarttunen 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Doorbell next?

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      1. zooko‏ @zooko 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        I seriously thought you meant your friends.

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