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I like to build things. Glider pilot. Eyes bigger than bookshelf.

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    Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017

    Most people think my name is just "Star" but my full ride-sharing name is "Star? Is that your real name? How did you get that name?"

    5:36 PM - 16 Oct 2017
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    12 replies 14 retweets 230 likes
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      2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017

        People are remarkably disappointed with my "well, I had two parents, and.."— I feel pressured to either make up a story or go by a fake name

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017

        Still stubbornly Star after all this time

        6 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Neil Kandalgaonkar‏ @flipzagging 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Ever since I called a ride for you, I too am also Star. Haven't corrected it yet

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @flipzagging

        *gritty noir voice* Star, huh? So what's YOUR story 🚬

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots @flipzagging

        (oh to turn around and ask someone else this just once)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. michael_nielsen‏ @michael_nielsen 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPP8Vq7evNM&feature=youtu.be&t=66 …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. michael_nielsen‏ @michael_nielsen 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @michael_nielsen @starsandrobots

        Coulda been worse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @michael_nielsen

        Thanks! 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots @michael_nielsen

        Actually basically it is LITERALLY this dialogue or a variant every time someone goes there.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Nat Torkington‏ @gnat 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        “Star.” “Omigod that’s beautiful. Just like your eyes.” *spray* “Aaaaaaaah! My eyes! They burn!” “Just like stars. I’ll walk, thanks.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @gnat

        Nat omg

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. IL early voting: open now‏ @EylerWerve 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        "I'm a wildcard, baby!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @EylerWerve

        I think I may still be reachable via a wildcard@ email alias

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  ☢️Radioactive Garrett ☢️‏ @macegr 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Making small talk is a painful experience, people will pounce on anything adequately inconsequential for mindless conversation

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  ☢️Radioactive Garrett ☢️‏ @macegr 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @macegr @starsandrobots

        "Her name is Star? Oh yissssss I can probably wring out a 10 minute conversation that is entirely NOT about myself!"

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Too Many Bees‏ @bigshika 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @duckalini and @pikelet I feel this may be relatable

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      1. P. Oscar Boykin‏ @posco 16 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        I have an (older) cousin named Starr. But still it’s an unusual name.

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      1. Joshua Herman‏ @zitterbewegung 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        At least your name isn't null see :https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/ 

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      1. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Stella is also a name, but vernacular just fries peoples' name circuits I guess

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      1. Sarfraz Awan 🇵🇰‏ @EngrSARFRAZawan 17 Oct 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        It must be a sun

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