People are remarkably disappointed with my "well, I had two parents, and.."— I feel pressured to either make up a story or go by a fake name
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Ever since I called a ride for you, I too am also Star. Haven't corrected it yet
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*gritty noir voice* Star, huh? So what's YOUR story

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(oh to turn around and ask someone else this just once)
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Coulda been worse.
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Thanks!

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Actually basically it is LITERALLY this dialogue or a variant every time someone goes there.
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“Star.” “Omigod that’s beautiful. Just like your eyes.” *spray* “Aaaaaaaah! My eyes! They burn!” “Just like stars. I’ll walk, thanks.”
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Nat omg
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"I'm a wildcard, baby!"
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I think I may still be reachable via a wildcard@ email alias
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Making small talk is a painful experience, people will pounce on anything adequately inconsequential for mindless conversation
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"Her name is Star? Oh yissssss I can probably wring out a 10 minute conversation that is entirely NOT about myself!"
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@duckalini and@pikelet I feel this may be relatableThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I have an (older) cousin named Starr. But still it’s an unusual name.
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At least your name isn't null see :https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/
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Stella is also a name, but vernacular just fries peoples' name circuits I guess
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It must be a sun
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