"Mom, you know that I love you, but we need to talk about something. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. There, I said it."
How do you explain to a loving parent that this is something people do to their enemies? What betrayal, to be GLITTERBOMBED by my own mom.https://twitter.com/starsandrobots/status/903435245634019328 …
Received a card from my mom! Opened it while sitting on my bed... only to be horrified by an explosion of tiny, star-shaped glitter. 
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This isn't even just glitter! These are miniaturized caltrops!
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At least your mom didn’t name you....no. I can’t think of a confetti shape worse than stars.
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Haha! OTOH my mom would literally NOT ALLOW us to bring glitter projects through the door into her home.
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Moms teach us so many important lessons, each in their own way.
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Send her a 25kg bag of glitter in retaliation? Or a container full?
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/2017-finest-glitter-hexagonal-glitter_275447328.html …pic.twitter.com/mojp2SKrXF
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Glitter, it's like sand's prettier sibling.
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