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I like to build things. Glider pilot. Eyes bigger than bookshelf.

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    1. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 9 Aug 2017

      Star Simpson Retweeted Star Simpson

      Current status: successfully created wet clothes. No dice on dryer (I must be in a commonwealth state) Turning on the oven: 50° is ok right?https://twitter.com/starsandrobots/status/895365387553882112 …

      Star Simpson added,

      Star Simpson @starsandrobots
      TFW you wake up at 4:30AM in a foreign country and can't figure out what anything means on the AirBnB washer/dryer UI.
      4 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 9 Aug 2017

      WHAT DOES IT MEANpic.twitter.com/E6Nax4oEzI

      12:32 PM - 9 Aug 2017
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      • 38 Likes
      • Julien Vanier richö butts Sam Welch Zach Simmons Dov steampunk_prof Christine Corbett M. codywohlers Adam McCombs
      16 replies 3 retweets 38 likes
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        1. Malthe Sigurdsson‏ @malthe 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          It's HEX, but for watching machines.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @malthe

          We can agree the machine is hexed

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          3. End of conversation
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        1. Jan Cumps‏ @JanLCumps 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          That's the volume of the 'ping'

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @JanLCumps

          🤣

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        1. Neville Gashlycrumb‏ @thrusty 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Beware: 12 is "baby"pic.twitter.com/l5rW6WNXBu

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        2. Neville Gashlycrumb‏ @thrusty 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thrusty @starsandrobots

          I'm guessing you want 12-14pic.twitter.com/nZiNgpZ3vS

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @thrusty

          Someone else proposed that B might be Baking so that lines up 😅

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Scott Wilson‏ @scottbw 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots @axiomsofchoice

          I think it would be less confusing if they just used ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs for washing machine settings.

          1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
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        1. Dale Stephens‏Verified account @DaleJStephens 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          It's actually an encryption tool

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        1. Christine Corbett M.‏Verified account @corbett 10 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Doesn't matter it all comes out in the wash

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. David Lublin‏ @DavidLublin 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Just a guess: 1-13 is minutes (ranges 10-130), A is automatic, B is Baking and C is Cleaning

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        2. -=CULLEN‏ @cullend 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @DavidLublin @starsandrobots

          I'd just go for one of the numbers and multiply by 10

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Angus MacPherson  🤖‏ @AngusRM 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Turn it up to 11.

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        1. Dave Astels‏ @dastels 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Some weird hexadecimal variant.

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        1. josh 💨‏ @steubens7 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          can't be arsed

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        1. photomattmills‏ @photomattmills 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          last time I used one of those I googled for the manual to figure it out

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        1. Sodomi&Gomorri‏ @sumadomi 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Is that hex firma... uhh wait a minute... I'm confused now.

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        1. Niels Moseley‏ @trc_wm 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          How about googling for the manual..

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