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    Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 30 Jul 2017

    Star Simpson Retweeted Robin

    This is a million times worse than avocado toast. The poke outrage is real.https://twitter.com/robin_h_p/status/891792606912557056 …

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    Robin @robin_h_p
    Replying to @starsandrobots
    Not in this hipster neighborhood, apparently. I ordered the salmon over greens: pic.twitter.com/HSvJ4SBsPZ
    3:49 PM - 30 Jul 2017
    • 2 Retweets
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    • John Rieth Sarah Emerson Jesse Vincent 📛 DJ Capelis John Collison Patrick Traughber Syd 🕸🕷🧟‍♂️Greymond Dream🧛🏿‍♀️⚰️🦇
    7 replies 2 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        If you tell me you are eating a "poké bowl" I will assume you slaughtered & filleted a Pokémon or why is there an accent mark there?

        1 reply 5 retweets 34 likes
      3. Avi Bryant‏ @avibryant 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Annoys me too but I guess it's a tossup between that and everyone pronouncing it to rhyme with "smoke".

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Mike Lamb‏ @bytesbymike 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @avibryant @starsandrobots

        I will continue to rhyme with smoke or smoky! *shaking my clenched fist*

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @bytesbymike @avibryant

        Pokay

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Mike Lamb‏ @bytesbymike 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots @avibryant

        touché

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Michael Baym‏ @baym 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Veggie Poke?? WTAF?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @baym

        And it's not even raw veggies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Michael Baym‏ @baym 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        🤦‍♂️🐟

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      5. End of conversation
      1. Joe Shaw‏ @joeshaw 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        after your columbus grilled avocado experience, you’ll love our new poke food truck

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ashi‏ @venusivy 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        I have been raging over mainland poke for months. So much of it is just awful

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      1. Hayden Evans‏ @hayden_evans 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Why the F are they putting “aoli” on it? Poke doesn’t have mayonnaise on it. WTF 🤦🏼‍♂️

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      2. Brandon West‏ @bwest 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        There are three poke places near us now. In Denver. Noooooope.

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      3. Hayden Evans‏ @hayden_evans 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @bwest @starsandrobots

        I think it’s funny how some of them are spelling “poke” as “poki” now so Denverites only fuck up the pronunciation half as much.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. bhargav nookala‏ @bhargav 31 Jul 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        did you get a chance to read this https://www.washingtonpost.com/goingoutguide/the-poke-bowls-swarming-dc-are-tasty-but-dont-call-them-authentic-hawaiian-food/2017/07/26/8de42e6c-6bf3-11e7-96ab-5f38140b38cc_story.html …

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