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I like to build things. Glider pilot. Eyes bigger than bookshelf.

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    1. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017

      TBH I am actually really into this. First time high fashion has grabbed me w a window display:pic.twitter.com/gpFqR8BUKh

      5 replies 6 retweets 64 likes
      Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017

      I grew up trying to understand computing culture by reading about it, including dumb essays like this one (still online! I found c. 1998)pic.twitter.com/OBigyA1Ubw

      12:15 AM - 23 May 2017
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        2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          I so, so prefer this vision of the machine room. ... ........hello knitwear

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        2. グレェ「grey」‏ @artkiver 23 May 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          Why would Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche *not* be online? It's from 1984C.E. not 1984B.C.E. We're having more trouble with Vedic texts.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017
          Replying to @artkiver

          Because it's awful?

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        4. グレェ「grey」‏ @artkiver 23 May 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          I disagree. It's humor. Humor is highly cultural, generational, etc. That humor is from a different culture and generation, but it's funny.

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        5. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017
          Replying to @artkiver

          I was 10 and took it pretty seriously. I hate it now for giving me so much anxiety that I would never belong. I would delete it.

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        6. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017
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          Star Simpson Retweeted Ellen Juhlin

          A better summary:https://twitter.com/ellenjuhlin/status/866917283792175105 …

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          Ellen Juhlin @ellenjuhlin
          Replying to @starsandrobots
          This essay just seems to say "Real programmers accept egotistical behavior and require others to perpetuate it in order to stay in the club"
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        7. グレェ「grey」‏ @artkiver 23 May 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots

          My read: You are both missing the jokes, entirely. I can't take folks getting offended at @theonion seriously either in such instances.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        8. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 23 May 2017
          Replying to @artkiver @TheOnion

          No no I get it it's humor, it's toxic exclusive humor and I'm glad it's in history's dustbin.

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        9. グレェ「grey」‏ @artkiver 23 May 2017
          Replying to @starsandrobots @TheOnion

          You got anxiety and offended by a piece that was circulated online, despite not sharing in its taste. See a therapist maybe?

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        2. Andrew Louis‏ @hyfen 23 May 2017
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          I love how Ted Nelson anticipated this problem and wrote a section in Computer Lib on how to deal with the “computer priests”pic.twitter.com/A62QnOD5Gn

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        1. Ellen Juhlin‏ @ellenjuhlin 23 May 2017
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          This essay just seems to say "Real programmers accept egotistical behavior and require others to perpetuate it in order to stay in the club"

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        1. sam atman‏ @djinnius 23 May 2017
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          I'm reminded of the Story of Mel. Which I read on paper, from a library copy of the Jargon File.

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        1. Orbit Ops‏ @OrbitOps 23 May 2017
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          these "real programmers" lost their jobs in the late 90s

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        1. Juha Autero‏ @jautero 23 May 2017
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          I've always assumed that term Real X is used ironically. (Starting from the original 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche'.)

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