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    Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 20 Feb 2017

    Star Simpson Retweeted Misha Filippov

    This joke is better than the last 2 Fibonacci jokes I've heard, combined!https://twitter.com/misha_filippov/status/833560516492562432 …

    Star Simpson added,

    Misha Filippov @misha_filippov
    I asked librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cats. She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not
    9:38 AM - 20 Feb 2017
    • 389 Retweets
    • 664 Likes
    • Jo Pearce spring-heeled zach Testy McTestface Rob Friesel undead "andrew turley" Mind's Forge Scott Hooks Mahrud 🌊
    16 replies 389 retweets 664 likes
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      2. David LaMacchia‏ @_dml 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        *groan*

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @_dml

        twofer specials on @starsandrobots' twitter!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. David LaMacchia‏ @_dml 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        It's going to get tougher to keep cramming more fib(n) jokes into 140 chars. 3 maybe, 5 even harder...!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @_dml

        thank god we have quote-tweeting!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Malthe Sigurdsson‏ @malthe 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Star.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Malthe Sigurdsson‏ @malthe 25 May 2017
        Replying to @malthe @starsandrobots

        Malthe Sigurdsson Retweeted Malthe Sigurdsson

        https://twitter.com/malthe/status/857040134113345536 …

        Malthe Sigurdsson added,

        Malthe Sigurdsson @malthe
        2, 4, 6, 10, who do we appreciate? Fibonacci!
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 25 May 2017
        Replying to @malthe

        We are gonna be just the best cheering squad

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. David Lublin‏ @DavidLublin 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        a mathematician friend went to an interview where one of the questions was “what is your favorite math joke?”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DavidLublin

        — and??

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. David Lublin‏ @DavidLublin 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        We lost a lot of time on this thread,https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v7tdy/whats_the_best_math_joke_you_ever_heard/ …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Rob Graves  ⚰️ 💀 💍‏ @hackerfriendly 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Still not as funny as this joke about radio waves. You'll laugh until it Hertz.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Jet Dillo‏ @jetdillo 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @hackerfriendly @starsandrobots

        please God, don't let somebody take this as an excuse to start telling UDP jokes again

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rob Graves  ⚰️ 💀 💍‏ @hackerfriendly 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @jetdillo

        I don't get it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Leif Ryge‏ @wiretapped 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @hackerfriendly @jetdillo

        this is precisely why they need to keep being retold

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Doctor G‏ @dr_g_e_e 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        And the teacher was asked which was worse in school: Ignorance or Apathy? She replied: “I don’t know, and I don’t care!”

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      1. Callionica‏ @Callionica 20 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @MalwareMinigun I've got a whole series of Fibonacci jokes, but I'll never have a complete set: https://www.callionica.com/developer/#fibonacci-comedy …

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      1. Nestor Kurtz‏ @marighela 22 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots @chumulu

        deja vu - but I smiled anyway

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      1. Sergey Tselovalnikov‏ @SerCeMan 21 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        how did you manage to memoize it?

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