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    Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 14 Sep 2016

    Q: "What do you call a stolen Telsa?" 🚘 A: "An Edison." ⚡️🔥

    7:29 PM - 14 Sep 2016
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      1. Mikell Taylor‏ @MikellTaylor 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        was that Dan?

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      2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MikellTaylor

        he is upset and protesting. It was not. But it is deserved.

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      3. Mikell Taylor‏ @MikellTaylor 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        lol. Don't see why he's protesting. It's hilarious. Was it you?

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      4. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MikellTaylor

        you won't guess, but it is someone at @otherlab

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      1. Veronica Belmont‏Verified account @Veronica 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        pic.twitter.com/MdkalCPLpe

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      1. Fox Terrorism  🇵🇸xpert‏ @CultofNewMedia 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots @marciahofmann

        this is one of those heartbreaking typos

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      1. Jim Tarrant‏ @Vote918Now 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots @edroso

        Ho, ho, ho. But Tesla was right (as was Westinghouse). AC beats DC.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      2. mike‏ @ffootballfan123 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Vote918Now @JTarrant and

        some people prefer Metallica to AC/DC.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rick Boyett‏ @RickBoyett 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots @siliconchef

        That would be an Electrical Burn.

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      1. मारुत‏ @Marut_ 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        Telsa? Or Tesla? @nixcraft

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      1. daniel yount‏ @icarusfactor 14 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        I would have guessed a Marconi.

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      1. lee TMI colleton‏ @sleepylemur 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        lee TMI colleton Retweeted Thomas Edison NHP

        @railmeat here's one of those stolen Tesla cars #FindYourPark @ThomasEdisonNHPhttps://twitter.com/ThomasEdisonNHP/status/739187831202058240 …

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        Electric Tesla cars leaving Thomas Edison National Historical Park pic.twitter.com/9e9HuoSOzJ
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      1. Woke Space Emperor‏ @EmperorCoolidge 14 Sep 2016
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        @AidanMedcalfpic.twitter.com/UR5FrGuyMv

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      1. ɥɔɐoɹ‏ @roach 19 Sep 2016
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        .@starsandrobots https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States …

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      1. Phillip Rose‏ @PhilJ_Rose 16 Sep 2016
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        @sondy Oh snap!

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      1. Kale‏ @DarkestKale 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @ben_304 Got a buzz out of this joke

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      1. John Dunmore Lang‏ @JohnDunmoreLang 16 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @jmfarrow Actually Stolen Telstra is a "Westinghouse" if you know the history and the patent sign over. Tesla died penniless

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      1. suldrew‏ @suldrew 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @Morosoph that is very good

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      1. Morten Wiinholt‏ @MortenWiinholt 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @hjernemad what is a Telsa??

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      1. Oliver‏ @ogettings 15 Sep 2016
        Replying to @starsandrobots

        @nixcraft @SteephenHaarper

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