Someone should open a casino in Heathrow just to employ the tagline "Guaranteed to Lose Pounds - While You Wait!" #FreeIdeas
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@starsandrobots no way. just look at the way they still load people onto airplanes (by row, instead of by aisle) -
@colinmarc depends on the airline. This exploration was great: http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-08/fermilab-astrophysicist-devises-method-cuts-plane-boarding-times-half … (Jason Steffen / Fermilab) http://arxiv.org/abs/1108.5211
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@starsandrobots maybe I'm pattern matching from banks, but they probably have 1 mainframe that hasn't run any new code in 10 years -
@colinmarc@starsandrobots buy me a beer and I will tell you stories (I airbnb'd with a booking optimizer person last time I was in MEL) -
@rich0H@colinmarc YES, STORIES. I went on a long drive with a queueing theorist, we can swap.
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@starsandrobots Well, they've been optimizing for revenue, not latency or throughput, remember.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@starsandrobots Brits? Waiting in queues? It's more likely than you thinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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