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I like to build things. Glider pilot. Eyes bigger than bookshelf.

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    1. Jenka  🍂 🐛 🍁‏ @babiejenks Aug 22

      @starsandrobots this goes for u too!

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    2. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots Aug 22
      Replying to @babiejenks @jonmckay

      1) How do you think it was fastened in there? 2) claw/crowbar?

      2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots Aug 22
      Replying to @starsandrobots @babiejenks @jonmckay

      PS @mikelltaylor liked this now too so I think we have quorum at least

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Jenka  🍂 🐛 🍁‏ @babiejenks Aug 22
      Replying to @starsandrobots @jonmckay @MikellTaylor

      @bobbins too 🙄

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    5. Rachel Bobbins‏ @bobbins Aug 22
      Replying to @babiejenks @starsandrobots and

      i only did computers! but like, can you hammer it out of place? slowly sandpaper it away into nothingness?

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. Jon McKay‏ @jonmckay Aug 23
      Replying to @bobbins @babiejenks and

      Some unhelpful suggestions: 1. A concentrated colony of termites 2. Flamethrower microdosing 3. Pour some liquid nitrogen on it so that it gets cold and shrinks out of the slots

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    7. Jon McKay‏ @jonmckay Aug 23
      Replying to @jonmckay @bobbins and

      But honestly I would have done exactly what you did 😂

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    8. Jenka  🍂 🐛 🍁‏ @babiejenks Aug 28
      Replying to @jonmckay @bobbins and

      Y’all engineers can take a hike. Fine arts major smoked all y’all. Thank u @Andrew_Edman for liberating mg cabinets! And thank you @AlexSteffen for recommending the chisel!pic.twitter.com/3ylyTe2XgZ

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    9. Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots Aug 28
      Replying to @babiejenks @jonmckay and

      In fairness, you did try to get engineers to help you.. over twitter

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    10. Jenka  🍂 🐛 🍁‏ @babiejenks Aug 28
      Replying to @starsandrobots @jonmckay and

      Allegedly, the rumor is u chuckleheads are supposed to be problem solvers.

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      Star Simpson‏ @starsandrobots Aug 28
      Replying to @babiejenks @jonmckay and

      I believe I solved the problem when we tweeted “use a saw and a hammer” @ you

      8:22 PM - 28 Aug 2018
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        2. Mikell Taylor‏ @MikellTaylor Aug 29
          Replying to @starsandrobots @babiejenks and

          sort of surprised that you’re surprised, given the entire tech industry, that all the engineers are of a “when all you have is a hammer…” mindset.

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        3. Jenka  🍂 🐛 🍁‏ @babiejenks Aug 29
          Replying to @MikellTaylor @starsandrobots and

          hahaha! and all along the answer was a chisel.

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