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@stanedward

radio producer+wild bitch | open 24/7

Nashville
Joined February 2009

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    Ricky Gervais & Louis C.K.

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  2. Jan 2

    Before you drop the mic it’s polite to say something like, “Hey whoever is running sound, I’m about to drop the mic. Could you mute this?” and wait for the thumbs up to do it

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    Jan 1

    u & rick rubin need to do the best book ever

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  4. Dec 31

    In 2019 I’m going to absolutely master slow cooker recipes and learn to kill frogs with a haunting flute melody

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  5. 30 Dec 2018

    In many parts of the world a single lemon is considered a full meal

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    29 Dec 2018

    thinking of writing a version of Gatsby from the POV of Jordan Baker when it enters the public domain in 2021 called “All These Idiots”

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  7. 28 Dec 2018

    I’m lonely and bored but also arrogant and overbearing

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  8. 28 Dec 2018

    I Tried Throwing Away My Clothes Every Day For A Month. Here’s What Happened To My Budget

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    6 Oct 2018

    Citizen Kane (1941) & The Exorcist (1973)

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    22 Dec 2018

    bakers, step away from your loaf

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    24 Dec 2018

    Yeah I believe in Santa. I mean I don't think he's some guy with a big white beard in a throne but I believe in the idea of it. Like, everything is connected in a sense

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    24 Dec 2015

    Baby, I'm dead inside

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  13. 22 Dec 2018

    I hate the extremely plush toilet paper / and I won’t allow it to enter my home / I realize this is a peculiar hill to climb up on / but I’m willing to die here, cold and alone

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  14. 18 Dec 2018

    It’s a shame that some old dumb story has made us inherently skeptical about being gifted an extremely large wooden horse

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    15 Dec 2018

    love websites that are like Select one: Yes No, I am a dumbass idiot who does not like amazing savings

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  16. 15 Dec 2018

    People are telling me I look a lot better lately and I’m not ashamed to admit it’s because I pledged my eternal soul to the one and only god of this world, the ruler of demons, Our Beloved Dark Lord Satan

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  17. 15 Dec 2018

    I still do not understand why you can’t pay to have your teeth sharpened

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  18. 13 Dec 2018

    Throwing an absolute fit at Williams Sonoma because they don’t carry a mortar and pestle big enough to crush a human being

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  19. 9 Dec 2018

    I owe it to myself to text now for a free information kit

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  20. 8 Dec 2018

    Call me old fashioned but I don’t think adults should sweep chimneys. That’s a child’s job

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