Terry McGurrin

@standupmonkey

Comedian, Television Writer, Voice Actor. , , , and more.

Toronto
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    4. velj 2017.

    Dear here's the funeral for the 6 Muslims murdered in Quebec by a WHITE terrorist. Do not repost claiming it's your inauguration.

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    Impeachment didn’t impede progress. GOP did. You had a GOP majority in House AND Senate for 2 years and passed: •0 Healthcare bills •0 Infrastructure bills •0 Education Cost bills •0 Living Wage Increase bills •$1.7T tax cut for billionaires Y’all put working families last

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  3. prije 23 sata

    I don't know how many games he'll be suspended but it's fair to say Logan Brown earned every single one of them. Hope Korshkov is okay.

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    28. sij

    Ari Shaffir's Kobe Bryant tweet may be the first of his material that Carlos Mencia *doesn't* steal.

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  5. 4. velj

    It's okay LEAF fans... the difference between Andersen and Anderson is only one letter. Let's talk trade!

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    3. velj

    I was very happy to learn from the NHL's Black History Month content that things are very good for black people in hockey! What a relief.

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  7. 3. velj

    The U.S. deficit has gone up 17% under Trump. I'm not sure his shit-rolls-downhill economics is working out for the average American.

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  8. 3. velj

    Imagine knowing your base is so dumb they'll forget Trump HAD House and Senate majority for two years and you can pretend it's the DEMS fault he's failed on so many of promises.

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  9. 3. velj

    Honest to God, do fans really want to watch the trophy handed to someone who ISN'T the head coach or on the actual team? Answer: THEY DON'T. Stop doing this; it's elitist and incredibly boring.

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  10. 3. velj

    You guys played hard, and did all that work for this one moment. Now stand over there while we give credit and a trophy to a rich, white CEO and his wife.

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  11. 2. velj

    Her accent is hard to understand but she clearly said “Piss on the world.”

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    30. sij

    whatever the outcome of tkachuk vs kassian tonight, the real winners as always will be those of us who don’t live in alberta

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  13. 2. velj

    BORO might be one of the few times a team could trade a guy at the deadline and be VERY confident about re-signing him in the off season, if they wanted.

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    1. velj

    Still no answer to this question: Who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat?

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    1. velj

    So Bill Maher made a commercial for Dems to use and I think we need to make it go viral.

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  16. 1. velj

    I spent almost 4 years of my life typing the word SCAREDY about 100 times a day and, years later, I still mistype the word SCARY on every single attempt.

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    29. sij

    Spotted my trainer in the grocery store so I walked away from my cart like it was a bank job gone wrong.

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  18. 29. sij

    PRO PARENTING TIP: Stay calm in all situations. "Hey buddy, if you have diarrhea and a lot of your, um, ...shit... ends up BEHIND the toilet, that's cool, just, like, let me know."

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  19. 29. sij
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  20. 29. sij

    With everything that's going on, don't forget that there has not been a "daily press briefing" at the White House since March 11th 2019 and Trump is already talking about not participating in Presidential debates. This is how a democracy becomes a dictatorship.

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  21. 29. sij
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