Daniel Ehrlich

@stampede331

Simplifying thoughts because I have to

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Dec 2017
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    The Happy Meal, A Play HOPE HICKS walks into the Oval Office with a McDonald's bag: HICKS: Mr. President, I have your lunch. TRUMP: Terrific, did you bring (winks at Ms. Hicks)? HICKS: Mr. President, I told you. I can't bring you (winks) anymore. Too many eyes and cameras.

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    22 hours ago

    Im just gonna leave this here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 13
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    Tucker Carlson’s cowardice comes from his refusal to allow his guests to finish their best points without interruption. It’s like a boxer who holds onto his opponent in the midst of a flurry of penetrating punches. Carlson is a fraud, a cry baby and a tubby lard face.

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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    Every victory tonight against an IDC member should be considered a flipped seat. We went from having Dems in name only to having real Democrats who will caucus with our party. That is at least 6 new Dems in the NY State Senate, 50% of whom were endorsed by

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  5. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    Who. The Hell. Cares. You know what would interest me a lot more? Knowing the BAC of the cop who shot him after stumbling into the wrong apartment. Oops, I guess we don't get to ever find that out, but have this leaked to the press.

    DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting
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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    "No single election result could send a greater chill up the spine of Donald Trump than the nomination of Zephyr Teachout for New York attorney general in Thursday’s Democratic primary."

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  7. Sep 10

    The most important vote in the NY primary is a cote dor Zephyr Teachout for Attorney General

    The Attorney General of New York may be the most important office in the country for resisting Trump, investigating his businesses, regulating Wall Street & the environment when lobbyists own the EPA and CFPB & keeping the flame of law alive. I'm ready. Vote September 13th.
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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    Chick-fil-A is anti-gay: You don’t burn chicken sandwiches Papa John’s founder says n-word: You don’t burn pizzas H&M puts black boy in ‘monkey’ shirt - you don’t burn sweatshirts. Nike taps a man who stands for black lives: You grab your matches from the shelf by the sheets

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  9. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    . this should be your new slogan

    Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.
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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Spread this like WILDFIRE.

    0:09
    Replying to @andyharnik @realDonaldTrump @AP
    Here's clip via .
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  11. Sep 3

    I just want to announce I will not be speaking at the New Yorker Festival. But if enough people cancel, I absolutely will.

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 3
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    Oh shut up. You’d never cross Vlad. And you only exert influence over Iran w/out the nuclear deal by way of Vlad’s influence over Iran. A 3rd grader could call your bluff and raise you your entire presidency, plus two Trump steaks.

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    Sep 3

    “Senator Flake and I can’t in good conscience allow this president, who understands our justice system so little, to install a Justice on the Supreme Court who hasn’t been fully vetted in keeping with our best traditions,” he failed to add.

    GOP Sen. Ben Sasse suggests Trump’s tweets about Sessions hurting GOP congressmen akin to a “banana republic”
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  14. Retweeted
    Sep 2
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    Better God’s love than his priests’

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    Sep 2
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    Marco Rubio is that guy who hates popping noises and after a dashing, bubblegum chewing guy swoops in and steals his wife, Marco screams at him for blowing bubbles.

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    Sep 1
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    Shit, I bought my last friend by trading expensive dinners for sex and around-the-clock home security for sex. And I got no sex. Now you tell me.

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  17. Sep 1

    Anyone else notice how proudly COS Kelly clapped after eulogy?

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  18. Retweeted
    Sep 1

    If wins, we’d get a lot closer to taking down Trump than through the Mueller investigation. NY, do the right thing.

    Zephyr Teachout On How Attorney Generals Affect Trump
    ‘No one is above the law’ — Zephyr Teachout, candidate for New York's attorney general, wants to go after the Trump Organization like she'd investigate a mob boss
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    Sep 1

    idk

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    Sep 1

    RT to demand the Navy NAME THE NEXT CARRIER: USS John s McCain III.

    "Senator John McCain, a man whose name alone provides a better description of a patriot than all the words in a dictionary's definition - everything I love about America is resident in this man." - Mattis
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  21. Sep 1

    George Bush has such a big crush on that he’s already daydreaming about ratfucker Henry Kissinger’s death so that he’ll have the opportunity to sit next to her again.

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