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I miss the days when #FollowFriday actually meant something
Happy to announce I've reached my fully realized potential as a Los Angeles cliché! http://instagram.com/p/uRQcxORcMh/
Nicholas Sparks films are semi-regular, unwanted but also unavoidable. And they make you cry. They are the periods of movies.
Ann is shy and kind of lumpen, confident in neither her body nor her sexuality. So she adopts the spirit of Elvis
Ok either butts are the new eyebrows or eyebrows are the new butts
30 yrs old and I'm finally getting into comic books. Ordered my first one last night. Can anyone guess which superhero I'm starting with?
I love Fall, or as I call it, "I'm going to eat all of the honeycrisp apples ALL OF THEM" season
Does throwing an apple core out of a car window count as littering? What about a dead body?
I want to start a 90s cover band called Stephen Amell's Abdominal Muscles, just because
Also #Olicity, obviously.
I binge-watched #Arrow over the past few days and my favorite episodes were the ones when Oliver Queen solves a problem by throwing a party
When i can't figure out how to do anything on my phone I understand how old people must feel all the time and then I feel sad
Taylor Swift Emergency! Someone help! I preordered 1989 but can't figure out how to get "Out of the Woods" to download to my phone!
Kickstarter to cut Kylie Jenner's fingernails
Also is it bad that I doodled all over my hand with a pen and did I just start a new music festival trend? pic.twitter.com/G7hs3CmZou
An absentee ballot makes voting more fun! Also I'm lazy.
I feel like I'm finally an adult because I really enjoy having various reference books around my house
Ruining childhoods, fumbling toward relevance. Retweet Curator. It doesn't rhyme with Sarah. FAQs: http://marawilsonwritesstuff.com/frequently-asked-questions/ … http://favstar.fm/users/MaraWritesStuff/tweets_of_the_day …
SUNDOWN adj; what's happening, generally confusing, hazy, unclear. Thought bubble, ...? Being given a board game, the players, the pieces and no rulebook.
People who like really genuinely care about things make me uncomfortable
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