show me someone who scoffs at homeopathy and i'll show you someone who thinks that a cup of water hydrates you and a cup of water frozen into ice cubes and melted into your energy drink doesn't
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Replying to @chaosprime
I've literally been on team anti-water for like 10 years bruh the fuckin 8 cups of water a day think has *zero scientific evidence* in its favor, and no can define "proper hydration" lmao
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Replying to @againstutopia
oh sure the 8 cups thing is just made up i especially like it when it mutates into "8 glasses of water" like we don't even need units any more
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Replying to @chaosprime @againstutopia
but who doesn't enjoy it when "proper hydration" gets defined as when you're pissing colorless water, i.e. your kidneys are frantically dumping it to try to stave off water intoxication
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Replying to @chaosprime
if it ain't filtered yeast farts (beer), filtered ground up fire-roasted legumes (coffee), filtered through the swollen hesperidium of a citrus tree, or filtered through ruminant udders, i ain't drankin' it
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As soon as I learned in biology that chemical reactions in cells can release water as a byproduct I thought: cool! So how many “glasses” does that count for on a daily basis? Yeah thought so, this shit is made up
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