accidentally mastering the tantric arts by cumming in my sleep every night
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"how did you become so Enlightened?" *takes long Enlightened drag out of opium pipe* i wanted to stop waking up just because dream dick wasn't touching me physically
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Replying to @erin_nerung
I agree it’s SO annoying! (Managed a sleep orgasm just once in my life but I’ll keep trying)
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Replying to @ssica3003 @erin_nerung
The only way I can reliably have dream orgasms without the dream collapsing into dreamless lucidity is if the dream body is female. I got fingered by a female Buddha once, which was nice of her. Maybe you would have more luck with a male dream body?
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Replying to @misen__ @ssica3003
& i don't usually have an exactly fixed sex/perspective on dreams, maybe that helps too
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Interesting, though the one time I came I was more female bodied in the dream. Being male bodied and horny is fun too though!
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