accidentally mastering the tantric arts by cumming in my sleep every night
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"how did you become so Enlightened?" *takes long Enlightened drag out of opium pipe* i wanted to stop waking up just because dream dick wasn't touching me physically
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I agree it’s SO annoying! (Managed a sleep orgasm just once in my life but I’ll keep trying)
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I have never :(
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there are tons of sex things I’ve never managed either
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im managing to get them semi-consistently, i imagine because im having dreams like that constantly now and getting decent ""practice""
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The only way I can reliably have dream orgasms without the dream collapsing into dreamless lucidity is if the dream body is female. I got fingered by a female Buddha once, which was nice of her. Maybe you would have more luck with a male dream body?
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wait, you met buddha on the road and you let her finger you?
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