By openly fancying someone’s spouse I remind married people to appreciate what they have. Pretty sure I’ve refreshed at least one marriage so far. #slutservices
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*whispering* I get double points for being bisexual and doing
#slutservices because I will fancy your spouse no matter their gender. I used the gender neutral word spouse on purpose up there
The “refreshed” marriage mentioned before happens to be two women this time.Show this thread
But, super looking forward to being really hot for a male spouse and then their partner getting jealous-horny. Can't believe I don't get paid for this actually.
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It's just like chemistry: You hydrogen-bond with the husband, leading to an induced dipole, strengthening the husband-wife bond.
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