I have been awake for 22 hours and this tweet is the best I can do
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Londoners are lovely in many ways. But pretty sure we help each other with bags because it’s the law to move very fast in tube stations. We’d literally rather carry your bags for you than be delayed by 1 second.
though. I am, of course, role-playing a zombie apocalypse saferoom scenario
But if you move fast and stand on the right you are one of us and we will die to protect you
