support group for those of us who find the prospect of living up to our twitter rep daunting
Things you’d expect me to do when home alone: - masturbate loudly - run around naked - touch people’s stuff What I actually do when home alone: - lock the bathroom door coz I’m scared - poop with noise cancelling headphones on
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Being all alone when you're used to communal living can be terrifying. :')
#SolidarityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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