OMG this just happened 
THIS IS WHY NOONE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU A polyamory rant thread:
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Me in my head: well that is NOT happening now Me in my head: haha no parties for you motherfuckers
Me in my head: at least I found out early that they're a shit show
Me in my head: they've actually done me a favour
What I actually reply: "Thank you for telling me"Show this thread
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Sexy party was yesterday, it was great. I did not get laid, but neither did these folks.
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