OMG this just happened 
THIS IS WHY NOONE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU A polyamory rant thread:
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Me in my head: why is everyone so bad at this *looks at message* Me in my head: gods fucking dammit, fucking children fucking people around fuckity fuck Me in my head: I guess this was always going to happen wtf Me in my head: I was going to invite them to sexy parties
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Me in my head: well that is NOT happening now
Me in my head: haha no parties for you motherfuckers 
Me in my head: at least I found out early that they're a shit show
Me in my head: they've actually done me a favour
What I actually reply: "Thank you for telling me"
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Sexy party was yesterday, it was great. I did not get laid, but neither did these folks.
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Siri what does a 14 yr old hear in her head when the new girl at school gives a lame excuse for not coming to a pool party
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