OMG this just happened 
THIS IS WHY NOONE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU A polyamory rant thread:
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Arrange to meet a guy from okc, his profile is just him but he mentions his gf "play separately and together". Some people link to their gf, he doesn't.Some people say they're looking for unicorn, he doesn't. We chat, he asks his partner if we can meet (red flag) but she says yes
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This was a week ago. Less than an hour before the date he says that she is now not ok with us meeting while she is not there (I have no fucking clue who she is). He apologises for having to cancel.
Me in my head: oh ffs, fucking poly babies 
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Me in my head: why is everyone so bad at this *looks at message* Me in my head: gods fucking dammit, fucking children fucking people around fuckity fuck Me in my head: I guess this was always going to happen wtf Me in my head: I was going to invite them to sexy parties
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Me in my head: well that is NOT happening now Me in my head: haha no parties for you motherfuckers
Me in my head: at least I found out early that they're a shit show
Me in my head: they've actually done me a favour
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Sexy party was yesterday, it was great. I did not get laid, but neither did these folks.
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