Seif Salama

@SSAboulEla

San Francisco, CA
Joined June 2011
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  1. 23h
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    Update: I didn’t pee myself. I did, however, get off the bus and used the bathroom. Yes, I had to buy a $3 tea, but the pee was worth it.

  2. Nov 7

    There's a high probability that I might pee myself on this bus. Stay tuned.

    1 reply . 1 like
  3. Nov 7

    12.5

  4. Nov 6

    We conceeded a total of 9 goals in 14 games last season.

    1 like
  5. Nov 6

    Apparently none of the defenders showed up during our first game (guilty ✋) and we ended up losing 7-0. Yeah, 7!

    1 like
  6. Nov 6

    6 weeks later, I'm finally back on the pitch. The team is 1-1 and looking to turn things around tonight.

    1 like
  7. Nov 6

    Too many rebels just follow convention.

    1 like
  8. Nov 6

    THEY BACK!

  9. Retweeted
    Nov 5

    اعتقد ان الحقبة الزمني من ٢٠١٠ لحد دلوقتي دي ف كتب التاريخ هيبقي اسمها "البرشام سايق العالم"

    1 reply . 59 retweets 36 likes
  10. Nov 2

    Shoutout to for the hookup!

  11. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    Real Madrid seem to have forgotten that they are Real Madrid.

    4 replies . 54 retweets 48 likes
  12. Nov 1

    The water heater is broken at work. Thank you, whoever you are.

    10 likes
  13. Nov 1

    25

  14. Oct 31

    Isaac Hayes is the truth!

  15. Oct 31

    Lady next to me at the bar stood up, took her hat off, and sang her heart out during the national anthem.

    1 like
  16. Oct 31

    الله يرحمك يا عم حسين

  17. Oct 31

    It’s all about overcoming the word no.

  18. Oct 30

    I don’t have to like you, but I’d be a fool if I didn’t learn from you.

  19. Oct 29

    I’m worried about @jonahkeri’s cardiovascular health.

  20. Retweeted
    Oct 29

    150 fucking years of baseball and we haven't worked out a better thing to yell than "no" vs. "go"

    35 replies . 271 retweets 1,352 likes

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