Stephenophilis
@srussell705
Senior Systems Analyst, Chef, and homebrewer.
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Jerry Jones saw his shadow last Thursday which means 6 more years of no super bowl.
One of the funniest movies ever.
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I’m here to tell you as a witness, Christ is King.
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Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout
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Watch as and Faith Elwonger, SFLA Texas Regional Coordinator, clap back against pro-choicers at UTSA who accused the pro-life movement of being whitewashed 🔥🔥
#BlackHistoryMonth #BHM
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Good morning 😃
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Back in my day, blowing a tranny meant something completely different.
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Farmer sprays poop at protestors trespassing on his land
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Good morning, Twitter!☕☕☕
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We rented an LED truck and parked it outside of world headquarters in Manhattan today
Stay tuned…
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Good morning twitter! 😂
Have a great pre-Friday!
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Beautiful goal
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There was a time, a new hip joint meant someplace I would go to on weekends.
Abandoned malls should be turned into Gen X retirement homes. Three stories tall with a food court, movie theater, arcade, Orange Julius, a skate park, and a Glamour Shots just for the hell of it.
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