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I cannot believe I dated someone that is raffling away the *privilege* of being at their wedding. How narcissistic can you be? Also, they've been engaged for about 4.5 years so this better be the most extravagant wedding ever. Suffering so much secondhand embarrassment.pic.twitter.com/VrJobNET38
Imagine being one of their friends who didn't get an invite so now your option is to pay to enter a raffle & then you get to the wedding and still have to cover your plate?!? Gtfo. My advice to the "winner"? Take a shit on the dance floor & light the place on fire.
Holy shit
Oh yeah, Rob. I think i just drank A LOT during that time of my life.
Holy shit. How did I forget to tell you guys. He also tattooed his last name across his stomach (think "thug life") & also had a mountain few tattoo. I never said I had a good track record with dating.
... Who discusses how they like to "Rage" in a wedding invite? Is this person 16?
He did tattoo the Mountain Dew logo on his arm so you're probably not far off at least when it comes to his mental age. In the rest of societal years, he'll be 32 in a few months.
It's mind blowing.
i'm gonna venmo request him $25 for wasting my time having to look at this. actually, make it $50 because you texted it to me, too.
Please fucking do it.
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