😂 "Nellie the Effluent"
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Nellie the Effluent dressed like she tripped and fell into the skip behind the Oxfam shop.
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John Spiers
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I live and breathe squeezeboxes ... and English folk music ... and growing vegetables ... and Formula 1 ... and politics ... so a perverted renaissance man then
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Paddington they’re wearing bearskins
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Remember to be kind and polite today.
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I am obsessed with the thought of this scene, this situation
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Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation
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Prince Harry arriving in Westminster Abbey in March 2022 & basically blanking Boris Johnson
#NiceOneHarry
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When Huw Edwards said “and now the King and Queen are going to retire” my ears pricked up for a minute.
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I think the fact that Buckaroo, Crackerjack and jokes about Penny Mordaunt’s Star Trek costume are trending means that UK Twitter isn’t taking this coronation very seriously. This is a good thing.
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Rimmer would definitely vote Tory... @DannyJohnJules @bobbyllew @CCfunkandsoul @RedDwarfHQ
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Correction: Penny Mordaunt's sword is the "Pippa Middleton's Bum" of the Coronation.
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And then a small boy called out, "But the King is wearing no clothes!" He was immediately arrested by the Metropolitan police, and was prosecuted for disrupting the coronation celebrations. And that, children is how civil rights became a fairytale.
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I can’t help thinking this coronation is basically a really expensive version of Buckaroo where they take turns to put increasingly heavy and awkward things on the King before he collapses!
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Bloody Hell! He’s just been given a magic sword by Penny Mordaunt … Game of Thrones is more believable.
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You can say what you like about what’s going on in Westminster Abbey at the moment … but you can’t deny that it’s a broad church!
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ICYMI - My analysis wrapping up the local elections. Conservatives will be pleased Coronation coverage today has curtailed further dissection of results
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A King who cares for British values will publicly condemn the police for undermining them. Let's hope Charles does.
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Tomorrow morning:
BBC1: The Coronation of TM the King and Queen Camilla: The Preparation
BBC2: The Coronation of HM the King: The Preparation
ITV: King Charles III: The Coronation
Ch 4: The King of Queens
Ch 5: Fireman Sam - The Movie
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This is Britain today. You can be arrested for thinking about peaceful protest.
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This will be the photo that goes around the world today.
A peaceful protester handcuffed and arrested in Britain.
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Things that can fuck off ... companies who have web shops that say they have things in stock that don't send them when you pay real hard earned cash for them because they weren't in stock at all and they're trying to get them from somewhere to fulfil the order.
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The UK cannot cut taxes with Brexit costing the treasury £40bn a year.
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But who have they got? Johnson's purge of one nation Tories got rid of all the brains and talent ... Braverman? Cleverly? Hunt? They're fucking toast.
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The British public ... and dare I say it Tory voters ... deserve better than this. I wouldn't put it past them to try and change the leader to a fourth one before the next election ... they're in chaos.
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Johnson was a disaster because his corruption and lies finally caught up with him ... Truss was a disaster because she believed fantasy economics fed her by the US funded think tanks and crashed the economy ... Sunak only has fake culture wars and even that isn't working. Weak!
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With the price of fucking food in the supermarkets going up the way it is ... it's the only patriotic thing to do.
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I might spend all day tomorrow on the allotment even though it's going to be pissing down. That's what a real loyal subject would do ... feel their master's pain.
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Well done the Green Party ... if proportional representation were to come from the Lib Dems doing a deal with Labour we could all get rid of our First Past The Post shackles and vote for who we want to ... and that would mean would be a very significant force.
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Best Green Election Results in history
A net gain of 200 Councillors today
Greens have gone from 175 to 737 seats in just four years #GetGreensElected 
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Alexander Armstrong's hair island is on its last legs ... he should do the decent thing and retire it. #HIGNFY
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Good ... Starmer will then have to consider ending first past the post in order to form a government. That's the single best thing that could happen to our democracy. He won't do it if he wins outright for the same selfish partisan reasons the Tories won't ... but this scenario
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Sky News' NEV projection has been revised down to 7 point lead for Labour.
LAB 36%
CON 29%
LIB 18%
OTH 17%
That is a substantial underperformance on Labour's polling position, and very different to how the early overnight results looked and felt.
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🎵"Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams ... red, gold and green, red, gold and green"🎵
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Just got a promotional email from Curry's titled "Update your tech ... get it in time for the coronation"
The first thing it suggests I buy is the computer game "Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom" ... I'm sure his mum didn't have to put up with this kind of shit!
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