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@squarechicken

Writer and producer of hundreds of episodes on the tv machine, maker of frittatas, eater of donuts

Joined June 2009

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  1. Feb 18
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    Feb 18

    This very day, Great Mars, I put myself into thy file

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    Feb 17

    You’re the governor of a state where millions don’t have power, where people are literally dying of exposure, and you go on Fox news to talk about... the Green New Deal? You are the governor. Your party has run Texas for 20 years. Accept responsibility & help us get out of this.

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    Feb 13

    (1/2) Today, Senator Bill Cassidy distinguished himself in an extraordinary demonstration of political courage. He opened his eyes to the evidence and his heart to the precious values and aspirations of our country.

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  5. Feb 13

    Today the majority of GOP Senators gave their seal of approval to fascism. Today we weep for our country.

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  6. Feb 13

    Today could be the saddest day in American history. The GOP will wear this shame forever.

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    New Zealand. No masks. No lockdowns. No new cases — with Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern attending a big outdoor BBQ on a national holiday. Leadership matters...

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    Feb 7

    Happy birthday to Charles Dickens, who turned an impressive 209 today. A note from a pickpocket:

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  9. Feb 6

    I burned my tomagao.

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  10. Jan 31

    So sorry to hear about the passing of Allan Burns. He was a warm, kind, wonderful person. He will be missed. RIP.

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  11. Jan 30

    Do not miss with on . It’s wonderful.

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  12. Jan 20

    I’m celebrating.

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  13. Jan 20

    Decency, honesty, compassion and intelligence. They’re back.

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    And yet they still managed to killed 393,000 people.

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    Jan 16

    The last domestic terrorists in the Capitol, because they're still waiting for their Moms to pick them up

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    Jan 13

    To the 197 republicans who voted no on impeachment, what would it have taken? Storming the capital in a tan suit?

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    Trump just wrote BOGUS IMPEACHMENT in front of our house in sidewalk chalk. Motherfucker's just going up and down the street.

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  18. Jan 13
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    Jan 13

    Congrats to Trump on finally getting more votes than a Clinton

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    Jan 13

    BREAKING: Trump becomes first actor from Home Alone 2 to be impeached twice

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