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  1. 19 Feb 2020

    i'm all in for ! double down and add or to the ticket and i bet women would turn out in such record numbers that the word "electability" would need to be redefined 👯‍♀️

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  2. 14 Feb 2020

    whether you're observing or you just 100% refuse to participate in this "day" no matter your relationship status, i hope you still enjoy too much half-price candy tmrw.

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  3. 30 Dec 2019

    my 65 year old mother just started learning . she understood layers within minutes and said she couldn't wait to watch YouTube tutorials to learn all the ins and outs.

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  4. 21 Jun 2019

    Upon 10,000th listen, I realize - Eponine was not pining for Marius - she was jealous of him - the heart-wrenching unrequited love she sings about is for Cosette.

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  5. 10 Apr 2019

    progress = a line for the ladies room at a tech conference 🤓👍

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  6. 28 Sep 2018

    All I know is as a Catholic kid growing up, I only used the "I swear to God I didn't do it" defense when I had absolutely 100% done it.

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  7. 26 Mar 2015

    one of those days where i can only listen to barry & barbra, which is nothing to be guilty of. it is a right i defend over and over again

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  8. 23 Mar 2015

    this woman braved so much just so that one day girls like me could devote ourselves to debugging Wordpress plugins.

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  9. 20 Jan 2015

    Wall of dogs.

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  10. 18 Jan 2015

    Mendeleev!! Lost and found. My Xmas tree ornament (I thought airbnbers stole him) AND this song (last heard in 97):

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  11. 15 Jan 2015

    i forgot i had twitter!

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  12. 15 Aug 2013

    ice cream for dinner last night. ice cream for lunch today.

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  13. 7 Aug 2013

    in preparation for friday's gig, i am spending the next 48 hours listening to whitney and mariah and that is it.

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  14. 19 Jul 2013

    gelato shake = gelato + half and half = disappointment + stomach ache

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  15. 26 Jun 2013

    i can't help it, every time i see "SCOTUS" in my feed, i read "SCROTUM"…

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  16. 15 Jun 2013

    Is it wrong to take a cab home from spin class?

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  17. 7 Jun 2013

    changing my design co name to "donuts and math rock" as i've found that these are the things that actually build the websites.

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  18. 9 Apr 2013

    ps this movie is ALL montages...

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  19. 9 Apr 2013

    Nothing like an 80s sexual-tension montage...

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  20. 19 Mar 2013
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