Krey Sage Splendid

@splendid_ssbm

Ranked 8th in Vermont / Immortal Sage / Consummate Expression of Krey in the Universe / Counsel to Ignorant Men from Chu / 中国通,汉语说得好标准啊

Middlebury, VT
Joined February 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 19

    Ask me a question and I will respond in the persona of an all-knowing Krey Sage from the Zhou Dynasty

    5 retweets 5 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    There’s never been a terrorist attack at a uni philosophy department. They understand disjunctive syllogisms. Draw your own conclusions.

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a Nascar race. Nascar fans are all armed. Draw your own conclusions
    26 replies 1,418 retweets 3,216 likes
  3. 8 hours ago

    I literally teared up when I read this. A million thanks to for the beautiful work she's done

    today's comic is the end. thank you for reading!
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    This is one of my favorite trivia tidbits about the new Wonder Woman

    39 replies 3,890 retweets 7,026 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 3

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  6. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    RT if you understand why.

    Don't really understand why American president is more eager to speak out on London terrorism deaths than Portland terrorism deaths.
    140 replies 14,991 retweets 12,195 likes
  7. Jun 3

    This wedding is so white not even Billy Idol can comprehend

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Whenever I'm sad, I remember that Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

    368 replies 27,268 retweets 78,899 likes
  9. Jun 3

    At a wedding full of white people, so far we've played Neil Diamond, Bruce Springsteen and Sir Mixalot 😂

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    AH... I SEE YOU ARE A SOCIALIST... BUT YET YOU BUY THINGS WITH CAPITALISM???? GWEE HEE HEE

    80 replies 1,574 retweets 5,615 likes
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    Jun 3

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  12. Jun 2

    Why be high on drugs when you could be high on virtue 🤔

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  13. Jun 2

    Can whoever is commentating just quit and give Sami your spot thanks

    Who do i talk to about commentary at ceo? Going but not entering, so im pretty interested :o
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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS CLIMATE PROTECTED

    1,945 replies 369,387 retweets 140,762 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Cracking open a cold one with the boys

    406 replies 60,571 retweets 140,434 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Speech by shows he didn't read Paris Accord. Agreement does not bind US to any climate goal or policy, & US can't be sued.

    2,422 replies 21,159 retweets 44,119 likes
  17. May 30

    Watching play against Ice Climbers

    1 reply 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    Check out my new haircut!!

    69 replies 309 retweets 2,711 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 30

    See how the murderer contrasts safety with speech? This is what they mean when they say "free speech" now - they mean murder.

    Replying to @davidmackau
    Portland suspect: "You've got no safe place. This is America. Get out if you don't like free speech"
    16 replies 285 retweets 362 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 28

    During research for an article on Islamophobia, I came across this quote from Hannah Arendt that seemed especially relevant today.

    11 replies 495 retweets 875 likes
  21. May 28

    HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?????

    2 replies 4 retweets 11 likes

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