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@spinylumpsuccer

everything is a joke to me:/

Riyadh
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2019.

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  1. 27. sij

    no one: my philosophy professor at 11AM: all i’ve had today was a banana and 2 glasses of broth so i’m pretty hungry

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  2. 26. sij

    i will never get used to the fact that growing up actually made me want to go bowling more often

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  3. 19. sij

    drunk me just sent a cat video to my uncle

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  4. 15. sij

    a guy on a bike rode past me today and said “snap crackle pop you hear that? i ran over a fork” and then proceeded to scream down the street

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  5. 5. sij

    if having a recurring urge to get bangs isn’t mental illness then idk what is

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  6. 29. pro 2019.

    the sandman but for wet dreams

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  7. 28. pro 2019.

    anteaters have got to give great bjs right? idk anything about the teeth situation but the snout alone has got to be a game changer

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  8. 27. pro 2019.

    why are there 4 different restaurants inside this gas station

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  9. 26. pro 2019.

    i’ve just realized that Amazon is Santa Claus this is our new age

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  10. 24. pro 2019.

    apparently my grandma actually says the n word when talking about race relations but when imitating a middle finger she keeps her pointer finger up too?? wtf grandma

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  11. 23. pro 2019.

    i’ve been standing in front of a giant picture of a sunset for 10 minutes now and have cried twice

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  12. 19. pro 2019.

    regardless of who you are i got you hot wheels for christmas

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  13. 15. pro 2019.

    just went through airport security and forgot to take my shoes off but nothing happened?? what a hoax

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  14. 6. pro 2019.

    there are a decent amount of things i can pull off without being too white but using chopsticks will never be one of them

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  15. 5. pro 2019.

    is it unsafe to mix wine with NyQuil?

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  16. 28. stu 2019.

    i’m high and a 6 y/o just had to tell me the thing i wanted to eat is a cutie not a lemon

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  17. 17. stu 2019.

    this is the first time i’ve been in an uber sober in probably almost a year

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  18. 15. stu 2019.

    this speaks to me... that’ll be the bloody day euthanizes me

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  19. 11. stu 2019.

    watch with caution this is an emotional roller coaster

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    26. lis 2019.

    eating ravioli with an emo girl call that chefrawrxd

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