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and what fresh hell is this, its hour come round at last, slouches towards bethlehem to be born

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2017.

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    I won’t vote for anyone but Bernie in the general, can’t say what the hundreds of thousands of people who listen to my show will do, but I’m only speaking for myself. Just something to consider.

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  2. prije 31 minutu
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  3. prije 34 minute

    said i wanted more pulled pork tacos but my boyfriend took more than one minute to assemble them and now i'm not hungry anymore: a lamentation

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  4. prije 1 sat

    my offline boyfriend suggested i tweet this. i think it sucks shit but maybe you'll like it. me at the beginning of cooking: better get out all the bowls me at the end of cooking: oh no i got out too many bowls and this one is empty still (??)

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    prije 2 sata

    Not a big fan of the president

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  6. prije 2 sata

    rush limbaugh, manifest destiny on the moon and bringing back prayer in schools. okay. all of that might as well just happen at this point, who understands anything, not me

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  7. prije 2 sata

    i feel like i'm robotripping every time i hear a conservative speak for even ten seconds. i can't handle the sotu. it makes my brain swell

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  8. prije 2 sata

    think you typed an extra 0 there friend

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  9. prije 2 sata

    trying to convince my boyfriend i need an international scout. "look, it says ran when parked!" "it also says bring auto transport. did you see how it doesn't have a tailgate or a front seat?" "we have chairs!! we have pillows!!"

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  10. prije 3 sata

    it is simply not going to be worth your time to advise me to buy a newer safer more modern vehicle that does not look dope as shit i'm afraid. i will simply not be doing that. it's not in my character. i am as god made me

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    these bernie bros man

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  12. prije 4 sata

    if somebody named Preston has ever even *looked* at it you're in trouble

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  13. prije 4 sata

    those are the two extremes. you want one in the middle that a potter bought to take his work to the saturday market on vashon island in 1984 and he kept it in nice shape for his granddaughter but she only bikes. nobody named Shawn can have ever touched it

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  14. prije 4 sata

    there's a couple on craigslist that are reasonable. the idea is to find one that's neither been gussied up by wealthy snowboarders with all kinds of absurd crap like a stainless steel tail pipe and sparco seats, nor one yknow missing the engine and a badger lives under the hood

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  15. prije 4 sata

    fuck it maybe we'll buy a cruddy old vw bus or vanagon or something. maybe we'll be "those people"

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  16. prije 4 sata

    will i ever *not* have the song Little Boxes stuck in my head? precedent over the last 32 years inclines me to guess "no"

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  17. prije 5 sati

    has a big ol dent in the side and it only gets like half the mileage of the diesel but it's not like we're taking road trips in it, it's literally just for going to the farm store and the chocolate factory, it never even has to cross the river

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  18. prije 5 sati

    how about this boy if the mechanic special doesn't come through. it's far far cheaper and there's a certain amount of hurry-up involved as brian starts his new job not-from-home on the 17th 😬

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    prije 14 sati

    It took 16 years but this Onion story got it right

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  20. prije 6 sati

    but it's okay because he has a buddy who has one real similar but yellow that's actually in GOOD shape he wants to sell so he's gonna call him and see if he'll give us a preferred customer of the neighborhood mechanic discount

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