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anti cat people are so weird like love yourself
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check your local university area's yik yak for insights on just how misogynistic and racist college students actually are 
Lauren Conrad I love u but why did you design these jeans to not have front pockets.....i trusted u
3 retweets 35 favouritesY'all devil asses need to stop being mean to retail/service employees. Who tf raised you?
51 retweets 86 favouritesSallie Mae's devil ass needs to stop sending me emails from student loan hell
10 retweets 29 favouritesDon't trust men who constantly mention how 'crazy' their ex girlfriend was. Suspicious shit is always brewing with those ones.
44 retweets 124 favourites*me after a whole pack of thin mints*: I can stop anytime I want to
39 retweets 60 favouritesGirl Scout cookies are the true test of my willpower........
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not caring about sports never stops feeling great
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it still amazes me that a band called itself korn. that's like naming yourself kucumber
66 retweets 148 favouritesok but why does Big Girls Don't Cry go so hard
3 retweets 30 favouritesThose middle aged male customers flirting with young visibly uncomfortable female employees are the damn devil and I wanna punch them all
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*systematically sends each man I know Pictures of zayn with his dog to keep their ego in check*
55 retweets 140 favouritesI spent 30 dollars on lip gloss today trust me I did not purchase hoe aesthetic for the benefit of men its 100% for me
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mental note to be nicer to and go easier on myself in 2015
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Y'all the foolishness that happened at work today. I'm trying to get right with the lord in 2015 but these mean ass customers testing me.
7 retweets 18 favouritesPlease vaccinate your dirty little heathen children you new wave gullible idiots
93 retweets 156 favouritesWill satan ever drag me directly to hell or will he just continue to bestow 8am shifts upon me for the rest of eternity
16 retweets 98 favouritesEvery goddamn time I go into Lush, I buy too much shit. I hate myself and I smell fantastic. #WellFragrancedSelfLoathing
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