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  1. May 27
  2. Retweeted
    May 17

    If you were at a wedding and the groom said "I do" the way Ryan does in this video, you'd turn to your friend and say, "I give it 6 months."

  3. May 16
  4. May 14

    NY street: Mom to daughter: There are no good shapes and bad shapes. You are beautiful. Just worry about being healthy, ok?

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    May 13
  6. May 11
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    May 4

    "Hi hon. How was work?" "Pretty good. Voted to make rape a pre-existing condition." "That's nice." "I'm going to go wash up." "You should."

  8. Retweeted
    19 Nov 2016

    the transition is going worse than you thought

  9. Retweeted
    17 Nov 2016
  10. 17 Nov 2016

    Thanks for saying what I wanted to in convo

  11. Retweeted
    13 Nov 2016

    "Let's see how Trump does." "He's hiring a white supremacist." "Let's see how he does after that."

  12. Retweeted
    11 Nov 2016

    Dear Friends, I would like to share this message with you as my response to love, yoko

  13. 11 Nov 2016

    Me: I can't whistle Everyone: It's easy just make a kiss and blow air out Me: YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT I'VE NEVER TRIED THAT

  14. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    If you're wondering how exactly this election is SO unbelievably close...

  15. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    No outside poll watchers, just a free smoothie booth, here at this North Philly precinct that went 100% for Obama.

  16. Retweeted
    2 Nov 2016

    Haven't seen this many stressed out white dudes since the Ashley Madison hack.

  17. Retweeted
    7 Oct 2016

    Eric Metaxes glibly shrugs off "f***ing [a married woman] like a bitch" & "grabbing women by the p****" as a little harmless foul language.

  18. 29 Sep 2016

    Apparently I share a name with 's dog, which made listening to the Weeds confusing today.

  19. 29 Sep 2016
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    26 Sep 2016

    Text from a GOP friend of mine in Congress. I'm sorry, Congressman, but tonight Hillary is coming across as presidential.

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