Speedy reviews

#OnceUponATime Seasons : ur fav fairytale characters come together in a way Disney never wanted. Watch only if you know the references

#WolfofWallSt: @LeoDiCaprio's accent was like his #TheDeparted accent: jarring but cute. Watch if you like @JonahHill type humour.Cute movie

#GoneGirlMovie : Ben Affleck's chin finally gets a proper movie role. Man kills wife, or did he? Good movie though, if predictable

You know you've been watching too much #InkMaster when you can point out the shaky line work of your friends' tattoos.

#ClueTheMovie: There is blackmail. And murder. Whodunnit? All of the awkwardness of Rocky Horror, just no music. Watch if you want kitsch.

#MindofaChef : chefs eat, chefs cook, you get hungry and learn something you can use in your kitchen. Chefs are people too. #foodshows

#InkMaster season 2: mouthy annoying contestants. Excuses flying everywhere. Watch if you feel like too much drama in your life.

#ChefMovie: @Jon_Favreau shows that if you can cook, you get the ladies. Unrealistic relationship with exes, but all round feel good movie

#RockOfAges: big celebrity sing-a-long. @rustyrockets looks a lot like Freddy Mercury. Watch if your guitar hero is busted. #MovieReview

#KitchenNightmares US: @GordonRamsay speaks urgently. Owners swear.He swears.Decor & food changes.Happy ending. Watch if you're outta UK eps

#iFrankenstein: Creation kills master. Kills demons. @aaroneckhart sounds like batman. Watch if you prefer beauty over plot. #monstermovie