Dustin Miller 

@spdustin

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Born February 23
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  1. 15 Oct 2019

    Before tonight’s debate, I thought I’d repost my helpful guide to pronouncing the names of some of the candidates: Buttigieg: BOOT-edge-edge Beto: BET-oh Kamala: KAH-mull-uh Julián: hoo-lee-AHN Klobuchar: KLOH-bush-are Tulsi Gabbard: RUSH-in ASS-et

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  2. Oct 14

    This Hunter Biden laptop story is fucked. Docs show the laptop was dropped on Apr 12, 2019. They also show an external drive and its serial number. Western Digital’s web site says that drive’s **3-year** warranty expires Apr 18, 2022…meaning it was manufactured Apr *18*, 2019.

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  3. 9 Nov 2018

    I’m ded.

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  4. 9 Dec 2019
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    I can't believe that, out of 250 million sperm, you were the fastest.

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  5. 20 Aug 2018

    I need to come up with a name for my pop-up video-style fact-check remixes of Trump rallies. I'm going to produce the first full-length remix after tomorrow night's rally in Charleston, WV. Any ideas?

    Pop-up Fact Checks, by @spdustin
    What rallies should look like on television if the mainstream media wants me to watch them.
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  6. Jan 27
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    When you look at a flower, some of the photons that entered your eye just ended a 100,000-year journey from the center of the sun. Nobody else sees them. Just you. 10% of THOSE will give up their energy to cause a chemical reaction that—literally—makes them a part of you.

    What’s the most random fact you know? I mean RANDOM random.
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  7. 14 Sep 2018
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    Trump is going to get the ability to push emergency alerts to our phones? Well, this seems inevitable:

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  8. 8 Nov 2018

    My video explainer: Yes, the video showing Jim Acosta and the intern was doctored. No, it wasn't sped up. What was done was far more insidious. Video Tweet 1 of 2:

    PART 1 of 2: Acosta Accosting? Uh, no.
    PART 1 of 2: Did Jim Acosta accost the intern? No. Paul Joseph Watson (@prisonplanet) and Sarah Sanders (@presssec) are lying to you. Video by @spdustin
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  9. Oct 3

    People keep talking about this photo of Trump signing what appears to be a blank piece of paper with a giant Sharpie. I’ve analyzed this closely, and I hate to say it…but this is an optical illusion. That Sharpie is a normal size. His tiny hands just make it LOOK giant.

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  10. 14 Jun 2017

    After dropping its "Fair and Balanced" tag line, Fox News unveils its new slogan:

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  11. 29 Aug 2018

    On August 29, 2018, Donald Trump lied to the American people, alleging that Google exhibited bias on their homepage by featuring Barack Obama's State of the Union address, but not his. He manufactured evidence to support this lie. Here's the TRUTH.

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  12. 23 Jan 2019
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  13. 17 Jan 2019
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    That’s some childish bullshit right there. Hold the vote. Nobody with half a brain believes that Democrats are responsible for this when the GOP leader in the Senate won’t hold the vote. Trump and McConnell are cowards. Afraid of a simple vote.

    President ’s letter to concerning her upcoming travel
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  14. Aug 30
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    I will never forgive the people that kept important information like this from the American people back when it could’ve made a difference.

    EXCLUSIVE: From my new book .. DOJ in '17 secretly curtailed FBI counterintel investigation of Trump financial/personal ties to Russia. DOJ concealed this from FBI at time, leaving FBI w/ impression Mueller would do it. But Mueller ultimately didn't.
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  15. 15 Apr 2019
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    Trump Taj Mahal Trump Castle Hotel & Casino Trump Plaza Casino Trump Plaza Hotel Trump Marina Trump Steaks GoTrump Trump Airlines Trump Vodka Trump Mortgage Trump: The Game Trump Magazine Trump Ice Tour de Trump Trump Network Trumped! Radio Show Yeah, dude. You branded FAILURE.

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  16. Jan 12
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    It was 70°F in Washington, DC today. The first snow of 2020 in DC was five days ago.

    First snow of the year! ❄️
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  17. 24 Sep 2017
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    Melania, who he apparently forgets is even next to him, HAD TO WHACK HIM to remind him to put his hand on his heart!

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  18. 4 Apr 2019
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    That’s a cheap tactical backpack with a MOLLE attachment system (cosplay types refer to stuff like that as “EDC”, for “every day carry”). That’s a cheap backpack that you’re wearing backwards. You’re wearing a backpack with the “cool part” facing camera. On purpose.

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  19. 23 Jan 2019
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    Your “acceptable American politics” barometer seems badly calibrated these days. Trump has destroyed the GOP, just like you predicted. But you have since welcomed your new traitorous overlord…and now you’re a Trump fluffer? What the hell happened to you, Linds?

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  20. 1 Oct 2018

    Between October 1-6, Trump has four campaign rallies scheduled.

    Why isn't President Obama working instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton?
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