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The perfect thing to make you smile on a grey day. And some books. http://amzn.to/2vB58TR pic.twitter.com/QzSnEtQ3fN
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Free delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until Monday http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk pic.twitter.com/imutOXUTi5
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Happy publication day
@SoVeryBritish! Very British Problems Volume Three is out today in paperback

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Ways to look busy: 1. Turn up later than everyone else but rush into the office looking annoyed 2. Act like spending half an hour in the toilet has annoyed you 3. Rush around with an open laptop looking annoyed 4. Get annoyed at a printer 5. Just generally look annoyed
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Let’s just pretend tomorrow is Sunday and deal with the fallout on New Monday (previously known as Tuesday)
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It’s Monday and there’s nothing we can do about it
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“Ah well, never mind, eh” - Translation: It appears that everything has gone spectacularly wrong and all my dreams are crushed
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Rising stages of anger: Slightly put out Miffed Disgruntled Cross Exasperated Fuming Seething Bloody livid Going "ballistic" Tut Silence
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Signalling to the dentist that you’re experiencing excruciating, white-hot, intense, all-consuming pain by closing one eye slightly
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Very British Problems watching cookery shows (
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Starting to worry it’ll never be time for the big coat again
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It’s free U.K. delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight. Cheers. http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk pic.twitter.com/sQHIKy74u7
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It’s the first day of Christmas
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Free U.K. delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until Sunday http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk pic.twitter.com/tz8zKIGpv7
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Honest answers: — “Been up to much?” “I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again” — “Did you have fun?” “I tried” — “How have you been?” “Mostly bored and tired” — “Work going okay?” “No idea” — “Are you sure?” “Never” — “Did you get my text?” “Sure did”
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Arguably the only top you’ll need for quite a few months... http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk/product/tea-hoody/ …pic.twitter.com/oQwxob0tsY
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Being safely back inside a jumper until June 2019
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Written for anyone with a hangover (
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“What could go wrong?” Literally everything. And it will. Chin up
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