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Pretty girl keep growin up, playin makeup, wearin guitar. Growing old in a bar.
San FranciscoJoined November 2008
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RIP to Jerry Springer, I will eat a corn dog in his honor.
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I grew up as a latchkey kid with a swimming pool in my backyard. There is nothing — nothing — more satisfying than swimming your heart out all day and microwaving like 6 corn dogs to eat while watching Jerry Springer
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In Ace of Base’s 1992 hit “All That She Wants”, is the baby (the thing she wants):
- A literal baby?0%
- A euphemism for a lover?100%
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It’s happening again. I have an urge to order pad thai
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Every few years I order pad thai and forget that I absolutely hate it. Sticky, sweet, gummy and clumpy. Approximately two years from now I’ll forget this, order it again and come to the same conclusion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Can’t stand it when I say thank you to someone and they respond with “no worries!” I wasn’t worried about it
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I copied my boyfriend and flip these off every time I see on in the wild.
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I just think it’s ridiculous that we are test subjects for these things without any choice in the matter.
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The salad I’m eating was sold to me as a Caesar but it doesn’t have romaine (butter lettuce instead), doesn’t have Parmesan (cotija), and contains supremed oranges and fresh dill. It’s delicious but it is very much not a Caesar salad!
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Much love to Pepperidge Farm, the creators of two perfect snacks (goldfish and milanos)
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Harry Styles seems like he’d be bad at snogging. Grateful today and every day that I’m not British; the men are disgusting
I once observed a man neatly powering his way through his stack using the former method. I thought he was psychotic at the time but now I think he may have been on to something/more sophisticated than the rest of us
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How do you eat a short stack of pancakes?
- Cut thru top pancake only40%
- Cut thru entire stack60%
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Jesus fuckin Christ dude, relax! Although “pert little morals” is a really great and evocative turn of phrase, gotta hand it to him
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Everything Everywhere All at Once must be nice if you like art to pander, flatter your vanities, authorize your attitudes, preserve you from exposure to anything that is not a positivist jamboree with the pacifying succor of pert little morals—so many readymades—lying in store
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Nothing quite like walking around San Francisco with the person you love on a late winter day running low stakes errands and feeling happy :)
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There are only six salads worth eating: Lyonnaise, Nicoise, Caesar, Cobb, Greek, and Chinese chicken. I only want the greatest hits; do not come for me with your mixed greens, carrot shreds and halved grape tomatoes.
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Vicious. Luv u steve
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I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan
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I’m now living my life according to NY Mag’s hyperanxious metrosexual ultrawoke hedonist etiquette by smoking indoors through multiple KN95s while cleaning up trash at a non-ironic sex party hosted by someone whose nationality I won’t ask about and it’s great
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Always a great idea to baselessly claim a narcotic is non-addictive and prescribe it widely via cobbled together storefront clinics aimed at people who are depressed or out of work
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Maybe I’ll out myself as ~unsophisticated~ but I really don’t think a croissant should shatter when you bite into it
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13.5 years in SF and that is the craziest storm I have ever seen! Sheets of rain, thunder and lightning then it straight up stopped and the sun came out? Biblical and bizarre.
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This dude is such a poseur. If he truly had a poster’s soul he would understand that regret is an essential part of what makes this site appealing. A man with no shame will never comprehend this concept
The people or systems that “destroy” people are the same systems and people who have enormous amounts of power. Most teenagers — most people — have absolutely no power at all. I suspect this person understands this on some level?
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Sorry to be rude to this random cyber clinic law professor at Harvard but this take is ridiculous. The reason this person is detained is because the Romanian government thinks they have a case against him. There’s no actual “moral” about teens here dummy
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Moral of the story. Don't fuck with teenagers on social media. They will completely destroy you.
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Do people who whistle/sing to themselves at the grocery store want to be perceived as whimsical and carefree? ARE THEY whimsical and carefree? I truly don’t know which is worse!
Fuck this guy. Elected officials don’t get to say “self care” while their constituents are suffering. If you lack the mental and physical capacity to serve your constituents, you can resign!
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“I deserve a good work-life balance like you do," Mayor Eric Adams said in a press conference, adding, "I’m not going to apologize for having the mental and physical capacity that’s needed to do the second-most difficult job in politics in America.”
gothamist.com/news/mayor-ada
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Every time I hear “rock’n me” by the steve miller band on the radio, I turn the volume up and up while lamenting that I hate the fuckin song and singing aloud to every word. I’m like “man these guys have nothing to say — BABY BABY BABY! Keep on a rock’n me baby”
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Just had a life-changing pistachio gelato. Internally I went full blown Dale Cooper: this is — excuse me — a DAMN fine cup of gelato!
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If memory serves, the opening line was “Thousands of bodies covered in ash/Won’t be brought back by blood, war, or cash” 🤢
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the vote was unanimous.” That’s my nepo baby story. The poem was really bad tho, I’m pretty sure it was about 9/11 lol
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I won a poetry contest my junior year of high school. The panel was three teachers and my sister for some reason? She was a senior at the same school. Anyway the next day my English teacher, Mr. Leiter, addressed our class and said “there have been rumblings of nepotism but
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