Sarah the Scronch

@sourcitruslady

a most peculiar mademoiselle. she/her.

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 1
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  2. 10 minutes ago

    I really want to see Endgame again but it took me 36 hours to find the energy to shower and looking at food makes me gag, so let’s hold off on 3+ hours in the butter-scented building.

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  3. 23 minutes ago

    Ahh, the greatest challenge in my life: make a fanmix that is not just Joel Plaskett

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  4. 3 hours ago

    If 50 Shades and After get movies why doesn’t Infinite Coffee and Protection? Because it dares to be good?

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    love how superhero movies take place in 2019 and they’re all stuck with a bunch of character names from 1962. “We have to save the universe from annihilation!!! Anyway I’m Hapley and this is my wife Enord.”

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  6. 6 hours ago

    Danai Gurira owns 51% of this company and 100% of my heart

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    7 hours ago
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  8. 6 hours ago

    Parliament is two blocks away. Open it up at night for people to sleep. Closing the McDonald’s at night isn’t the solution.

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  9. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Please, I beg of you, start using hyphens.

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    therapist: how do you deaI with your emotions? me:

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  11. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    The city still needs volunteers at all three locations. If you can help see the information below for details.

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    I asked Christine Baranski to say “Gay rights!” (And she happily obliged) – At The Belvedere

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    Apr 26

    remember that Mummy trailer that got uploaded without music or sound effects, only dialogue? i have fantastic news.

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  14. 14 hours ago

    I was Bridesmaids-level sick at work yesterday but a) I think the fever has broken and b) I told my mom that I needed to be mommed and she showed up immediately with Pepto and saltines and ginger ale and more.

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    Apr 26
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  16. Apr 25
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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    E L E V A T O R F I G H T B I I I H

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  18. Apr 25

    I got Spider-Man! I don’t see it, except for the constant need to make a joke ... and poorly-timed emo wimpouts ... and emphatic nerdiness ... this explains a lot!

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  19. Apr 25

    I can’t wait to hear Tony say he’s going to END this GAME, into the theatre I gooooooo!

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    Ok everyone, you know the drill: if you see someone complaining about the Amber Alert, unfollow them

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  21. Apr 25

    I’m eating a sesame salmon salad but all the salmon is gone. Now I have to pretend I want to eat all this lettuce.

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