Repost for those who may be separated by distance b/c of #Covid19, these friendship lamps are INCREDIBLE, and really help you feel connected to your loved ones.
10/10 - highly recommend.
(Not an ad, my family & I just really love ours)
Kim Morrison
@soundslikejim
TV Writer. Unauthorized LCBO taste tester. March Madness fanatic. #TVLove
TorontoJoined April 2011
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I’ve had 17 concussions. #RunTowardsTheDanger by is the 4th time I’ve heard of ’s #Concussion miracle rehab cure from various sources. Think it’s worth an email? My current (permanent) headache and double vision problems think so. 🤕😵💫☹️💥
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My “wait, WHAT??” moment of the day: Garden State isn’t on any streaming services??
Good thing I’m an Elder Millennial and still have all my DVDs. Physical media hoarding FTW!
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The problem with insomnia is that it’s 6am and I haven’t slept yet, but what I HAVE done is ordered a kilo of coconut milk powder and searched for over 4hrs for an obscure hair product that my old stylist used to use that I loved… in 2010. 😬
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I hate it when coffee makes me more tired. Bro, I came to you for help… how dare you.
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Life is hard ATM - I’d do anything for JLaw to come back on the interview circuit and bring me some joy & fresh memes…
Listening to #WeWereDreamers: while & I have vastly different backgrounds, his chapters on Uni & the first job out were surreal in their similarities. Those could be my chapters.
I feel so lost-slacker seen!
Also: #OWeek4Life 😎
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I would kill to have a full time job on a Canadian show again.
Don’t get me wrong: development from home in my comfies is great, but when there’s only like, two new shows picked up every year, it’s pretty hard to maintain enthusiasm & focus… & rent money.
More #cdntv please.
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As a Cdn screenwriter, I am deeply upset with the Senate’s decision to entrench an unfair double-standard in Bill #C11 that will cripple my industry. @pablorodriguez: Let’s work together to fix section 3(1)(f.1) and keep #CDNTV & #CDNfilm alive. Read more: shorturl.at/hIX09
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#OTH S4 - brought to you by: dark red interior paint.
(I may have skipped ahead… EVERY standing set is red by the end 👀)
Today I dipped out of my long term goals and instead had a mental health pizza 🍕 & a mental health bottle of red 🍷… both of which I desperately needed after all the TTC chaos. #BellLetsTalk #mentalhealth #lesstalkmoreaction
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PRO: the sun is out!! And there’s snow on the ground!! Magic Saturday!!
CON: somehow I woke up with “Stop” by the Spice Girls on repeat in my head.
Can’t just have a nice day, eh?
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… and YES, I’ve caught myself unconsciously doing the corresponding dance. #eldermillenial
When was the last time the sun was out? October?
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Make a fancy meal, eat over the sink: The Perennial Kim Story.
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Somehow I missed the announcement in MAY that #Dollface was canceled? 😭 So bummed. Loved those girls.
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WHY is no one making a new flip phone? (Not a bendable phone, there’s no satisfaction in that).
3/4 iPhone SE screen size, properly flippable hard case. Enough screen for emails & socials.
Under 20s will be obsessed with the novelty of it all.
Over 35s will love the comfort.
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Life is hard. The world is on fire. There are large problems everywhere. BUT. I just found & disposed of a smelly dead mouse that was sneakily hiding under my dishwasher tonight and I AM GODDAMN INVINCIBLE!! #ForOneNightOnly
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Also: “DOOM LOOP”?? YES. Fully adopting that as my new life mantra. Follow me to my DOOM LOOP, friends.
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HAHAHAA This feels like a “sorry, not sorry” to me… Also: ya. I’m aware. KEENLY AWARE. kthxbai
“Sorry, millennials, you're never getting a good home” by
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Sometimes I have incredible luck…
Wedding.
Table of 10.
NO ONE DRINKS RED.
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How have I managed to lose a fancy purse, but that obviously had nothing in it at the time?? During a pandemic?
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Mirror: Lookin’ good today.
Grocery store window: You could probably use some sleep.
Target checkout camera: T’was winter when she contracted the cholera, quickly succumbed, and was buried in a shallow grave marked only with a rough-hewn tombstone and wisps of lemongrass.
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The only bad thing about fall is clothes shopping…
Me: I love this shirt, do you have it in not-brown?
Stores: Yes! We also have it in taupe (light brown), mocha (dark brown), rust (red brown), plum (purple brown), mustard (yellow brown), and khaki (green brown).
Me: No.
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I still miss my AND1 shoes from the 90s. Navy and baby blue suede. White shiny patent and royal blue. Beauties.
After spending so much time with the nieces & nephews this summer, I’m 100% going to be a grown ass childless adult buying goldfish on my next grocery store trip… #yum
I cannot stand this heat, will someone please kindly show me the way out of this kitchen…
#summer #GlobalWarming #ClimateChange #50PercentBelugaWhale #50PercentPotato
Are there any breezy travel/booze/food shows that feature female hosts? I love the genre but realizing I’ve only seen dudes globetrotting & having fun?
The only one I can think of is the iconic Padma, but she’s always alone and still pretty serious…
There are only 2 movies that make me cry. Wonder Woman is one them. Now, more than ever.
So what I’ve learned from ~8hrs of dedicated programming is that Wanda wants kids. Got it. Anything else? No? Favourite colour? Hobbies? Travel goals? Anything? 😒
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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I get Sean Kingston stuck in my head every time there’s a heatwave… not subtle Brain, not subtle. 🥵🫠☹️
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Celebrate Every Win ✨📺💖🥂✨
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Well if I wasn’t drinking already…
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I love meeting with my agent at his office, in no small part because if I’m early (I’m always early) I can kill some time at Staples. 😍🤓😎
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It’s that time again! 37C. I’m a hot, angry potato…
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